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Yeah now we've entered the back pain stage
#stuck in the same mental place i was in december when i was 17 and 18 and it sucks#winter is just hsrd for me tbh#but im gonna be 20 in a few weeks ...
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...
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title: Guitar Lessons pairing: Olivia Benson x Amanda Rollins rating: teen + summary: After weeks of relentless begging from Noah, Olivia finally gives in to his request for guitar lessons. Unsure at first, she eventually reaches out to Amanda Rollins, a popular and highly recommended guitar teacher among the parents in Noah’s school circle. word count: 30k chapters: 2/2 read here
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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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@januaryhoney // @naynawrites on Instagram // @sunflorally // @geloyconcepcion on Instagram // @lucidloving // @petrichara
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we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"
#i know casey novak is the queen of insane one liners but this is also her#freshly rested and caffeinated casey novak will tear you apart with the most devastating one liner you've ever heard#casey novak on day three of an investigation when her fuckass coworkers keep waking her up for warrants#answers the phone with “kill yourself” .#she did accidentally do this to her boss . casey novak queen of being held in contempt .#(also . being a lawyer is so crazy . your coworkers can put you in jail for being a little bitch)
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y'all HAVE to watch this...interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.
the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching newsmax, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.
I've never seen anything like it
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#my only exception to barba being gay is rita calhoun . theyre not in love but theyre definitely fucking#and ykw i get it . id want rita even if i was straight .
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
#my ex's moms springrolls . i miss them so terribly#not my ex she fucking sucks . i miss eating thai food all the time </3
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Full of girls, Benson finds scrawling her own name to be almost impossible.
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