sunny-spider

[sunny-spider]

ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ʳᵖ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵎ

Great. Prison. His sister was going to kill him.

Okay so hitting a guy over the head with a cookie tray unprovoked was a bit over the top, but he shouldn't have insulted that poor sweet woman's baking. He set a bad example. . . Infront of a crowd. oh sugar honey iced tea! he would be known as the spider vigilante who attacks civilians unprovoked!

He tried to flee the scene, praying he would escape before the authorities arrived..

...and then he tripped over his own shoe laces.

After being detained by the cops, and interrogated, he had one phone call.

so, being the idiot that he was, he just dialed a random number.

"hey there! it's been so so long, and um.. I need a quick favor!"

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// need to be more active here... sighs... guess I'll write a rp starter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SOMEONE TOOK ALL THE EMPANADAS FROM THE CAFETERIA I WANT AN EMPANADA UR THE BOSS

miggy.. miggy... empanada.. where.. miggy... miggyyyyyy... miggggggggyyyyyyyyy...........

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do you like mint

i LOVE mint! mint anything, mint chip ice cream, mint gum, peppermint, mint flavored vapes boba!!

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Sunny sighed quietly. He was sure the only person who had that aura was probably Miguel, but Sunny really didn't want to walk allll the way to the office.

well, he didn't have much to do. today was a gloomy day, so he could just wait till the other boy woke up. Sunny just sat across from the sleeping spider, grabbing his journal.

while he waited, he could think about new patrol routes, or literally anything to get his mind off this depressing day. Sunny glanced at Cris before sketching.

meh, maybe drawing would help.

open rp starter ⎯ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 💌

Between Christmas cafe sales, preparing gifts, and general household malfeasance, Cris might have not had enough time to rest.

There was still so much left to do. Ramona needed more litter for her cat, so that was extra shifts at the cafe. He would be needed at the cafe anyway because so many people went home for Christmas, and he had to adjust that top for--

Oh, whatever. It would be fine. He can pass by the cafeteria at HQ just in time for that strike mission he has later and be fine. He could even work on the gifts, and grab a coffee!

However, just as the soft breeze of the Nueva York floated against his skin, as he took a nice sip from his hot beverage, and as he pulled out his sewing kit to get to work on the gift...

It's just like something came over him. His eyes started to feel heavy, and his brain started to turn off, maybe it was the last two weeks he hadn't slept, maybe it was... was...

Thud!

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Sunny just blinked in confusion, standing there awkwardly as he glanced around the cafeteria. He looked down at his watch for a moment, contemplating. He could call some other spider and make this someone else's issue, but that was rude in his eyes.

He could shake the other boy again, but Sunny knew that most likely wouldn't have any effect. But, it wouldn't hurt to try.

First things first, this table was a big mess! He honestly had no idea where anything went but he tried his best to organize everything so it wouldn't look as messy. Sunny set down his stack of papers and poked Cris' cheek.

"Helloooo? Wakey wakey?"

open rp starter ⎯ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 💌

Between Christmas cafe sales, preparing gifts, and general household malfeasance, Cris might have not had enough time to rest.

There was still so much left to do. Ramona needed more litter for her cat, so that was extra shifts at the cafe. He would be needed at the cafe anyway because so many people went home for Christmas, and he had to adjust that top for--

Oh, whatever. It would be fine. He can pass by the cafeteria at HQ just in time for that strike mission he has later and be fine. He could even work on the gifts, and grab a coffee!

However, just as the soft breeze of the Nueva York floated against his skin, as he took a nice sip from his hot beverage, and as he pulled out his sewing kit to get to work on the gift...

It's just like something came over him. His eyes started to feel heavy, and his brain started to turn off, maybe it was the last two weeks he hadn't slept, maybe it was... was...

Thud!

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The short blonde noticed the sleeping spider, holding his mocha latte in one hand and a stack of missing cat posters in his other. He glanced at the table once more, thinking about whether or not he should walk up and wake him up.

On one hand, its none of his business. He understood that people get exhausted.

Buuut.. On the other hand, it's kind of dangerous to leave a guy asleep, alone, in a public area.

Sunny just shrugged and shook Cris gently.

"uh.. Hey dude..? It's truly none of my business, but I don't think it's a safe choice to sleep out here?"

He said concerned, the cold wind causing him to put on his scarf.

open rp starter ⎯ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 💌

Between Christmas cafe sales, preparing gifts, and general household malfeasance, Cris might have not had enough time to rest.

There was still so much left to do. Ramona needed more litter for her cat, so that was extra shifts at the cafe. He would be needed at the cafe anyway because so many people went home for Christmas, and he had to adjust that top for--

Oh, whatever. It would be fine. He can pass by the cafeteria at HQ just in time for that strike mission he has later and be fine. He could even work on the gifts, and grab a coffee!

However, just as the soft breeze of the Nueva York floated against his skin, as he took a nice sip from his hot beverage, and as he pulled out his sewing kit to get to work on the gift...

It's just like something came over him. His eyes started to feel heavy, and his brain started to turn off, maybe it was the last two weeks he hadn't slept, maybe it was... was...

Thud!

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He gave a proud smile, his hands on his hips. "Found him in a rubbish bin outside the store I robbed-" he paused, blinking in realization slowly. "I.. mean.. the store I.. frequent? I hope you like him though!"

HAII UM UR COOL AND UM UM HERE MERRY CHRISTMAS HERE-

{hands a tiny squirrel} i.. um... took it from.. outside!!!

The woman just. Stared at this small, clearly confused animal in Sunny's hands. It couldn't have been older than 6 weeks. Bridge was hard-pressed to want to keep the animal considering she was about to set off on a voyage into a whole other dimension in about three hours, and not to mention there were very clear rules set about keeping wild animals in any of the dorms of Spider H.Q.--much less anywhere else in the facility--after a certain... Incident.

"... I am..."

Bit she can't deny the younger spider, that would be rude considering the gesture. Was it an odd present to give? Certainly. But that likely wouldn't offend Sunny any less. Outstretched hands move in to retireve the little mammal from his, the creature sniffing at the synthetic skin with wide-eyed curiosity.

"... Grateful for this gift. Thank you."

She must seem quite trustworthy to be able to handle animals like this if other agents keep giving them to her at random.

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he let out a screech, thrashing around.

PUT ME DOWN YOU SCALAWAG

smack my ass like a drum

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YS DO U WANNA FIGHT WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE

smack my ass like a drum

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okay first, ho I will beat u up.

secondly, I thought y'all were like.. dating.. do y'all have babies..

smack my ass like a drum

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wow u have a wife??????? this isn't fair, u gotta put me on boss I'm single and dying

smack my ass like a drum

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ermmmm you cant diss me u big Mexican man because I'm literally just an italian boy and I bet u cant speak Italian so eat my butt

smack my ass like a drum

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wait what do you mean pregnancy-

smack my ass like a drum

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HEY DONT PLAY WITH ME I KNOW SPANISH TOO!!!!

*ahem*

estoy embarazada.

smack my ass like a drum

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ITS ALMOST CRYSTAL METH GUYS MAKE A WISH WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GETTING ME

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don't talk to me cuz when moon knight gets a triple kill in rivals he goes "one for me, one for steven, one for jake" HOW CUTE IS THAT