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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate
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Okay, imagine with me
Emperor Scar, on his elaborate throne, decked out in gold and jewels and velvet and silk. Between his legs: G, draped in sheer silk and a golden collar with an emerald embedded that mirrors Scar's eyes, on his knees, facing into the hall. Scar's finger in his throat, drool dripping from the corners of his mouth; a spectacle, a show of the Emperors power and influence, nothing more than a pretty pet, less even. a sparkly toy.
Now also imagine
G's mind running non-stop, lasciviously hooded eyes not missing the slightest facial expression of those petitioning his Emperor, his Scar. Thoughts sharp, even as a steady undercurrent of lust thrums through his body. G slipping out at night, having swapped flowy silks for comfortable, dark commoner's garb, ruthlessly dealing with those who seek to harm what's his, gathering more information before climbing back into his lover's bed and curling up against Scar.
Nobody even suspects that the airheaded little pet is the mysterious chief strategist that nobody besides the Emperor himself ever meets and that that very same person is also the assassin they call the black falcon for how silently and precisely he strikes.
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got myself giggling thinking about poly!hermits having a fucking spreadsheet with all of their boundaries and kinks.
sitting around talking with one of their partners about a scene they want to do and fucking. Tango goes uhh actually according to row E 26 Etho isn't down for public sex. But we can do voyeurism
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First Mumbo Jumbo heat post then Mumbo Jumbo glowing with his pregnancy post. And now? So many new baby Grumbots, healthy and ready to kill people. The Grumbo reproductive cycle is complete <3
#Laugh rule#Accept instead of laughing I'm just utterly speechless#I don't even know what to say-#Life Series#Life Series Spoilers#Wild Life#Wild Life Spoilers
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It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)
Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)
#I feel like it says something about me that my first thought is to edge it-#Give me a moment I'm gonna go try XD#Update: Nothing of interest really happens it just resets to where the bar falls from
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Fearful of strangers. Wants to hide in a small space. Extra possessive of people to the point of paranoia whenever they leave him for even a moment. Tidying up the nest at a time where it would be very reasonable to simply let it be. Guys do you think Mumbo is in heat
#I-#I hate the fact that I can't argue with this#What the HECK#Life Series#Wild Life#Life Series Spoilers#Wild Life Spoilers
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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cat centaur scar. someone coming along and trying to sneakily ride him while he “sleeps” but getting stuck on the barbs on his cock, leading to scar “waking up” (up to u if he was truly asleep) and teasing them while slowly taking them apart before filling them full 💞💞
It's so common for Scar to be laying out for a nap, in his own yard, or out by his neighbours' bases. He just loves the sun, loves how it turns his brain to mush as he dozes.
And it's so common for the other hermits to try and take advantage of it. They see his cock out of it's sheath and don't even check if he's truly asleep or just if he was dozing. They just jump on him, working him up until his cock is leaking and trying to get him in them. It's such a hassle to do it alone, with him laying there and not helping at all. Which makes it so much better for Scar as he lays there, not truly asleep but so into their little grunts and noises as they struggle to line him up. His brain is soft and fuzzy, content with the warmth soaking into his fur, but there's something so appealing now with the warm, syrupy arousal curling in him. He just has to fuck them.
It's always a surprise when he suddenly shifts, cock slipping away for just a moment as he pins them down. He's purring, loud and rumbling in his chest so loud that he can barely even speak, but that doesn't stop him from showing just how into this he is, rutting against their entrance and fucking into them slow and teasing. He's more teasing himself, uncaring for if they're satisfied. The way his barbs catch sends little sparks of pleasure through him, and whether they enjoy it or not he's not going to stop, slowly rutting his hips in until he's stuffing them full. They can beg under him all they want for him to move, too. But he's only moving when he's ready
And when he does each thrust is rough. Sharp snaps of his hips as he moans, slurred with the sleepiness he's still shaking off. He barely notices when they cum under him, barely notices when they're sobbing from overstimulation and begging for more regardless. All he cares about is the rush of pleasure that washes over him as he cums, pumping them full of hot, sticky spend and leaving them a mess. He doesn't even pull out though, just stays buried deep in them and curls right back up to continue his nap, words slurred as he insists they shouldn't have interrupted him. They're stuck here now.
And maybe he'll keep fucking them, make them cockwarm for hours as he lazily thrusts his hips. Maybe he'll cum another time, or two, leaving their tummy swollen and their hole absolutely dripping around his cock. They couldn't possibly take it all, their body simply too small to hold all of his cum in them no matter how much he stuffs them full of
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Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it's always basically just human, and what's with that?
Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:
Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.
Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?
Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.
Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.
Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.
Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.
Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.
Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.
PUSSY TENTACLES!!
Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?
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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This
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Calling cumming "finishing" is fine and all but like...we are not finished though. The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you. Sit back down.
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
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Third and final @bottom-scar-week entry! Ending off with a bang, quite literally as this fic is almost as long as all my other fics combined XD
This is for the Day 7 prompt of ‘Tied Up At Spawn’
#Nsft GTWScar#I’m not tagging every ship in here ‘cause that’d take too long#Just read the ao3 tags! It’s a Scar/Everyone#Hermitnsfw
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Hello friends it appears that I have completely forgotten to post my other @bottom-scar-week entries XD
Here’s my second BSW entry, for the prompt Edging!
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My first entry for @bottom-scar-week, Day 1 (In Love/Lovingly)!
On days when Scar doubts himself, Grian shows him how loved he really is.
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Bottom Scar Week tomorrowwwwww
I've got 2 fics written, a 3rd half done, and a 4th idea that I'm trying to convince myself not to write XD
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