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For this years barricade day I’ve decided to make some of y’all real jealous and reveal that I’m an Usher at one of the theatres where the les mis US tour played….and Kyle Adams made it almost impossible to do my job*. It took a superhuman amount of strength to watch the audience when that absolute gem of a man was blowing kisses, doing hair flips, being filled with absolute cynical angst, clutching his heart in despair, whipping his coat around all sassily, etc. Every time I was in house he managed to pull some new shenanigan. 11/10 I miss the show so much and it should come back. ALSO everyone’s vocals in that cast are just Astounding???? It’s insane and I would sell my soul for a cast album.

Anyways, happy barricade day to all who celebrate, I love this miserable show so much.

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sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

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Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate! If you need me I’ll be listening to Caesar on a TV Screen by The Last Dinner Party on repeat🗡

PS: *stabs you 23 times*

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What fictional character are you completely convinced is a lesbian and nothing anyone can say will change your mind on that and why?

I want to know because I feel like lesbian head-canons are always pushed aside in fandom.

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call me a jealous hater but it makes me so mad that i will never ever be able to sleep as comfortably as a little kitty cat, there's too many bones in me!! even at my most comfy i will never get on their level

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pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

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American 60s female presenting you say????? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!!

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girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

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good omens 2 is like being given a box of six powdered sugar donuts but the last one isn’t powdered sugar, surprise it’s cocaine

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I just finished s2 of Good Omens and I feel like I’ve just been punched in the throat and then been handed a slice of cake? Like the cake’s really lovely and I appreciate it a lot but also I’ve been punched in the throat.

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Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 and WOW

Nothing I wanted to happen happened and everything that happened instead was the most compelling, bittersweet, beautiful thing Ive seen for a While.

Anyways I’m a mess.

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Watching and Dreaming has been the only thing on my mind since it came out and I don’t know when that’ll stop so if anyone on here knows me irl and doesn’t want me to talk their ear off about every amazing detail then if you see me Run Away.

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jrr tolkien writing his soft little epilogue where (after rosie died) sam sailed to reunite with frodo, and legolas snuck his beloved dwarf into the undying lands: the hoes gonna love this 

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everyone shut up ive been struck by the simple beauty of ordinary life

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Happy “they like holding hands” Tuesday everybody, may it be the first of many joyous days to come.