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born to operate a trebuchet forced to work in sales
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Congratulations to Moshe Rabbeinu, winner of the 2023 Tanakh Sexyman bracket!
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sorry i sent your boyfriend on the first transwarp test flight. yeah he begged me to go and gave me a sob story about his father. his dna is evolving at an unprecedented pace and his last words were something about pepperoni. sorry.
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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖
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it sure is weird how, when I was young, so many people told me said there’s absolutely no reason to study history or philosophy, and now there’s a conveyor belt of cranks and charlatans who use bad philosophy and misinterpret history to push bigoted agendas. what a weird coincidence
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I said something once and it didn’t really go very well
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