suicidol-dz

[suicidol-dz]

where do I get one (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

@swimminginyokohamasrivers @dazaii-osamuu @mackerel-executive @suicideenthusiast @local-wasteofgoodbandages

@su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @suicidol-dz

@long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai @catzai-osameow

@disqualifiedasahuman  @theonlyrealdazaiosamusblog  @theoneandonly-osamu-dazai @osamuuu-dzaiii @dying-inhumane-disorder

@notdazai-osamu

Aight, Dazais, thoughts on this?

[suicidol-dz]

ooc: sorry for being inactive lately 😭 I kinda forgot about Tumblr for a while 😭

[suicidol-dz]

omega moment

eeeeermmmm not canon I'm the alpha chuu's the omega

[suicidol-dz]

Thank you! ^^

Happy birthday, Dazai's! I'm glad you are still here on earth even though you don't want to. I didn't know what to get you guys so I just make flower crowns out of roses, I removed the thorns!

@swimminginyokohamasrivers @suicidol-dz @suizai @suicideenthusiast @catzai-osameow @inhumane-disorder @demonprodigyy @corrupted-bandages @femzaimybeloved @the-biggest-odasaku-man-fan @disqualifiedasahuman @disgracedprodigy @d3monprodigy @royalbandages @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @doublesuizai @dazaii-osamuu @darkesteras

(ooc: Sorry for the @! It's the easiest way I could say happy birthday to all Dazai's!)

[suicidol-dz]

Happy birthday I hope it’s good 😊

Thank you! ^^

[suicidol-dz]

ooc: Ohh, I understand! I'm sorry if it ends up being cancelled bc it was fun :c but I completely get it!

//ooc;

Hello!

It has come to my attention that there's another strike (that I wasn't aware of until now) going on and it's during the birthday bash week that I planned so,

I'm thinking of maybe pushing it (//reschedule) or straight up canceling the event by entirety since it wouldn't make much sense if so (personally, but that's my issues to think abt.) if it does end up being canceled by my choice, then I do apologize </3 but thank you to everyone who participated if so

also, will prob not post much on either this blog or my side blogs during the strike.

(notable participants;;) thank you for your time!

@local-wasteofgoodbandages@skibidazai @suizai @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai@d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman@kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog, additionally:@theoneandonly-osamu-dazai

[suicidol-dz]

This is, uh. Unsettling.

Well then. (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

BSDDBB 06.16TH— "DAY 4" //

...

Ahh, hello? Is this thing working? Let me see,

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @skibidazai @suizai @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog , additionally: @theoneandonly-osamu-dazai

Unfortunately, our dear host @dazaii-osamuu appears to be missing, after a minor inconvenience happened last night that involves the lights going off, it's still quite dark in here... Alongside those who have been selected in the poll, (/long-death-dazai, suicideenthusiast, swimminginyokohamasrivers, disqualifiedasahuman) they also appear to be missing, strangely enough. Now, as the announcer, I humbly suggest we all stay together until the lights get back on now, hm?

[suicidol-dz]

Huuuhhhh... I've thought of one! Never have I ever eaten paint

BSDDBB 06.15TH— "DAY 3" //

A game of "Never have I ever," and betting.

[dazaii-osamuu speaking]

While it was a mess... I'm glad that everybody enjoyed themselves, at the very least. Well then, let's play this game, hm? And then... Ignore everything that happened last time.

taglist.

dividers still by cafekitsune

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog , additionally: @theoneandonly-osamu-dazai

[suicidol-dz]

Alright! Anyone wanna start? I can't think of any questions ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ

BSDDBB 06.15TH— "DAY 3" //

A game of "Never have I ever," and betting.

[dazaii-osamuu speaking]

While it was a mess... I'm glad that everybody enjoyed themselves, at the very least. Well then, let's play this game, hm? And then... Ignore everything that happened last time.

taglist.

dividers still by cafekitsune

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog , additionally: @theoneandonly-osamu-dazai

[suicidol-dz]

Ooh, alrighty

*starts messing around with the grappling hook*

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵͉̫̮̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠��̡̢̥͍̹͈̥f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog

[suicidol-dz]

Hopefully, hopefully!

Did you get something? (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵̡̢͉̫̮̪̥͍̹͈̥̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog

[suicidol-dz]

*I grin upon seeing it*

Hah! I see.

*I look around, trying to see what everyone got*

Could this becomd a heartwarming group suicide moment? ⋋⁠✿⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠✿⁠⋌

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵̡̢͉̫̮̪̥͍̹͈̥̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog

[suicidol-dz]

*Dazai takes the gift from himself, laughing a little to himself because of the situation*

Well this certainly is something I never thought I would happen.

*He opens it carefully*

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵̡̢͉̫̮̪̥͍̹͈̥̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog

[suicidol-dz]

*Dazai takes the gift from himself, laughing a little to himself because of the situation*

Well this certainly is something I never thought I would happen.

*He opens it carefully*

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵̡̢͉̫̮̪̥͍̹͈̥̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog

[suicidol-dz]

Alright!

(ooc: again, sorry for not interacting much, I don't really know how to start interactions fhsjdjsj if anyone can help me I'd appreciate it, I'm sorry 😭)

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵̡̢͉̫̮̪̥͍̹͈̥̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog

[suicidol-dz]

but what if it's REAL? ヽ⁠༼⁠⁰⁠o⁠⁰⁠；⁠༽⁠ノ

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵̡̢͉̫̮̪̥͍̹͈̥̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog

[suicidol-dz]

But if it's real...it's still cake....

THE CAKE PARADOX! ＼⁠(⁠◎⁠o⁠◎⁠)⁠／

BSDDBB 06.14TH— "DAY 2" //

FOOD, AKA THE CAKE!

CW: Implied use of drugs.

[dazaii osamuu speaking]

Okay, okay. I get most of you were probably craving the cake now. Feel free to dig in now while I go fetch the presents, alright?

*There were individual slices for everyone, perfect cuts. However, there seem to be different colors craved into the cake, as if someone... No,*

*P̷̮̗͖̝̫͉̖̳̥͉̩͉̣̽̒͛ͅơ̵̡̖̜̪̟̞̠̔͛̒̉̄͛͝ͅi̷̺̗͇͕͑̄̈̑s̴̭̤̑̊̿͐̆̓̓͗̉͑͊̚̚͜͝ṍ̴̜̪͖̺̺̇̈́͑̈̂̀̅̌̚͠ͅṇ̴̡̧͕̼̼͖̩͚̹̼́̆̓̄̀̃̆͊͌͜͝͝ͅͅͅė̸̢̦͓̊̒̌͋̽̽̆̕͠ḑ̷̗̞̌̋̈́͒̋̇̈́̊͌̒͝ ̸́̐͂̑͊̉͛͆͆͘͠͝ͅẗ̸̡̩̞͈̞̹́h̷͖̭̱̻̟͔̘̹͓̠̥̘̪̖̬̅̿̉̈͗͑̌̾͘͝͝e̷̡̮̺̘͔̖͍̜̝͗̌̿̃̊͛̿̽̚ ̸̧̼̘̹͇͛̆̽̌̄f̷̨̞͇͑͐͌́́͑̚̚͝o̵̝͐̃͂̏̏̒̒̀͌ọ̶̢̧̧̲̼̤̥̺͉̣̥̣̄̃̌̉͛̎͑͋͛́̒̎̚̕͘d̴̢̙̫͙͉̖̰͚͖̝̻̹̱͚͍̓̌̒͊͋̋̎̆́̇͒̂̚̚͝ ̴̼̤̯̖̤͚̬̹̣͖̲͒͋̒͋̔͋͛̀̓͂̋͛̃̚͝i̷̡̧̛̞̬̟̖͓̬̥̻͚̞̮̩̻͒̎̔̑́͗̏̏̅͂̈́͘͘t̷̡̛̞̋̌̑͋̿͌̏̒̆̚ͅš̴̪̯̪̪͖͈̞̱̗͇̙̻̫̳̝̋e̴̞̭͙̙̍͜ĺ̵̡̢͉̫̮̪̥͍̹͈̥̽̈̀́̈́̈́̈̾̈̿͐̇̕͠f̸̛͍̪͆̍͆́̄͗̓̌̿͒̊̈?? No, no, no, no, no... Haha, that'd be funny... Who in the right mind ever do such thing for a fucking birthday party?? That's insane, isn't it? Isn't it?? ANSWER ME YOU COWAR—*

taglist...?

@local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat variant) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog