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no i don’t wanna talk about my problems can you tell me how bad you wanna fuck me again though

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HEAVY. AUDIBLE. BREATHING.

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the tumblr sexy man just tumblr-sexy-man'd.

WE DID IT BOYS WOOOOO

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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

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she's just laying there on the couch after smoking a bowl . a pause . a doofy giggle .

" i'm about to give a deep and inspiring two hour oral presentation on why your cock and balls are problematic in the current culture climate . "

" oh, yeah? well, in the spirit of educated allyship, by all means, babe. i am listening and learning. "

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critically consume my problematic dick and balls

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( keep seeing breeding / pregnancy memes on the dash n WEW the temptation is real )

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If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

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nasty. nasty man

" ... i. guess so?? "

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Not-as-spicy sinday asks.

For those of us out there that would like to participate, but also find some of the sinday memes out there a little too spicy. Consider this the mild sauce of the ask memes for sinday.

What is your muse’s sexuality?

Is your muse sexually active?

Where does your muse’s libido fall on the scale? 10 being hyper-sexual, 1 being the opposite.

Do they like to listen to any music or are they more of a fan of silence during the act?

Is your muse a top, bottom, or a switch? Why?

Are they dominant or submissive?

What kind of underwear do they wear on the day-to-day?

Are they polite or do they have a dirty mouth?

Do they get embarrassed easily when it comes to nsfw things? Or are they shameless?

What kind of things are they into?

Are they a virgin? When did they lose their virginity? If they haven’t, do you think they ever will? Are they waiting for someone special, or do they just not care?

Would you consider them kinky or tame?

Are they loud in bed or quiet? Talkative or more of a noise maker?

Give us a random sinday headcanon or fact about your muse!

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watches him walk by and

THWACK !!

the sound of her open palm hitting him square on a cheek . that ass is never safe , pepp .

what could only be described as somewhere between a squeal of alarm and a startled and shamefully aroused gasp was keened in response, pepp left dazed in the aftermath of the strike.

" mama mia, this lady gonna kill me dead ... " he puffed out. as if he didn't love it. as if he wasn't really looking forward to her doing that again sometime soon.

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posting this standalone to let it sink in.

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( HEY IT'S SINDAY I CAN POST THIS NOW

pepp has a prince albert piercing aka a piercing on the tip of his dick. he got it as a dare from his ex - wife when he was a young man and just kinda. kept it. )

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( sees pic of character with a collar and leash

randomly hit with image of pepp with a collar, the leash being held by his lover while he jerks off for them, getting more and more aroused as they pull on the lead and constrict his air until he cums

ok then )

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" ... would this make you feel less stressed ... ? "

being supportive. this was the first time he'd seen pino actually smile in AGES, even if it's at his expense. it's good, it's fine.

"THEN MY MISCHIEF IS GOING TO BE THE PERSON WHO STEALS FROM YOUR REGISTER WHILE YOU SMOOCH."

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" heh. i worry about these things for years. i think a little mischief now and again is alright. good for the heart, and the nerves. "

"If I went into your restaurant as a customer and I had. To. Wait. Because you and your lady were fucking in the storage closet. I would write a very angry review. Someone else might steal from the register. So, eh, don't do that no matter how 'insane' you think you are going??"

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" i know. that is the part of it that makes it so exciting.

... i might be going a little insane lately, i think. "

"YOU ARE ON. THE FUCKING CLOCK!!!!!!"