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“Today‘s the day! The day, the day, the day! That special day that only comes once a year!”

((today is Lady’s birthday! wish her a happy birthday by sending in a birthday message! or feel free to just tell her happy birthday :3))

inbox is open! 📥

[sugarcoated-minx]

“I wouldn’t say that they left on their own accord. From what I heard, the trains everyone else took ended up having hitmen on ‘em. Every Master Detective that’s here in Kanai Ward managed to survive the massacres.”

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

🍎  ｡:*• ─ FUNNY BIRTHDAY SENTENCE STARTERS.    ›    ( a compilation of funny quotes taken from various birthday cards.  feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses !  )

it’s my muse’s birthday !  what would yours say to them ?

1.     ❝ Congrats on not being dead yet ! ❞ 2.     ❝ One year closer to granny panties ! ❞ 3.     ❝ Free cake !  I mean, happy birthday ! ❞ 4.     ❝ I’ll always be younger than you. Ha ha ! ❞ 5.     ❝ In whiskey years, you just got more delicious ! ❞ 6.     ❝ For the record, you’re not old. You’re a classic ! ❞ 7.     ❝ A late birthday card is better than a late period ! ❞ 8.     ❝ Candles aren’t the only thing getting blown tonight ! ❞ 9.     ❝ Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation ! ❞ 10.   ❝ Another 365 days since you fell out of a vagina. Hooray ! ❞ 11.   ❝ This is an annual reminder that I’m super glad you were born ! ❞ 12.   ❝ The older you get, the better you get !  Unless you’re a banana… ❞ 13.   ❝ I’m really glad your parents had unprotected sex !  Happy birthday ! ❞ 14.   ❝ Today we celebrate the only time you won a race. Happy birthday ! ❞ 15.   ❝ I’m glad you were born, my life would be pretty boring without you ! ❞ 16.   ❝ Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. ❞ 17.   ❝ Happy birthday to the love of my life, and the biggest pain in my ass. ❞ 18.   ❝ I wanted to give you something amazing, but I didn’t fit in the gift bag. ❞ 19.   ❝ Thanks for being born !  It’s a great excuse for us to get drunk and eat cake ! ❞ 20.   ❝ I wish you happy birthday with all my butt !  I’d say heart, but my butt is bigger. ❞ 21.   ❝ You suck… at aging !  Can you at least try to look older ? Happy birthday, anyway ! ❞ 22.   ❝ Happy birthday !  We’ve been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault ! ❞ 23.   ❝ Let’s celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world — naked and screaming ! ❞ 24.   ❝ Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live the longest ! ❞ 25.   ❝ Happy birthday to the funniest, prettiest, classiest bitch I know… other than myself, of course ! ❞ 26.   ❝ Happy birthday !  Always remember that if you fall, I’ll be there to pick you up… after I finish laughing, of course ! ❞ 27.   ❝ Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest and most beautiful person in the world !  Wait, did I say “to” ?  I meant “from” ! ❞ 28.   ❝ This is not a birthday card !  Because if it was, then it would be late. But it’s not a birthday card, so it’s not late ! ❞ 29.   ❝ I think me being your [friend/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc…] is enough of a birthday gift. You’re welcome ! ❞ 30.   ❝ Good things take time, just like me remembering your birthday. Happy belated birthday ! ❞ 31.   ❝ I didn’t get you anything, but I thought about it. They say it’s the thought that counts ! Happy birthday ! ❞ 32.   ❝ I wanted to send you something sexy, but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox… anyway, happy birthday ! ❞ 33.   ❝ Happy birthday to a [brother/boyfriend/husband/etc…] that has the world’s greatest [sister/girlfriend/wife/etc…] !  You are so lucky ! ❞ 34.   ❝ There’s two things to remember on your birthday. First, forget the past, because you can’t change it ;  second, forget the present — I didn’t buy you one. ❞ 35.   ❝ For your birthday I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. ❞

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“Sure am! Well, at least for this case!”

Lady paused for a moment.

“Get this, apparently this case was that big of a project that they sent several detectives over. But on the way, we sadly lost a good amount of them.”

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

Love your art & storytelling for this! Do you also plan on writing stories for Lady interacting with the other detectives (other than her Gumshoe Gabs)? Like more stuff with Yuma, group discussions, or one-on-one chats?

Also, sorry for spamming you with likes. I liked your stuff then went down a rabbit hole. It's good!

((uwaaaa thank uuuu!!!! I do plan on doing more stuff with her at some point!!! I really wanna write some lil blurb things where it’s her and Fubuki interacting more cause I think it’d be funny, especially with the two of them having completely backgrounds and all :3))

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“I’m glad you like it! The sub’s all thanks to the Chief since, well, he owns it!”

Lady giggled.

“He did also boom some rooms for us at the hotel nearby! The place scares me a little, if I’m being honest. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a place so fancy!”

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Ohhh, that’s what they want you to think.”

Lady couldn’t help but giggle.

“Y’know how when you beat your pastry batter way too much and it absolutely wrecks the entire recipe? Yeahhhhh, that’s kinda how they are with everything.”

“They screw up the entire recipe for justice! Too much force, not enough truth seeking.”

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Meeting new people is such a sugary sweet experience, don’t you think?”

Lady smiled as she took a seat across from Yui, crossing her leg and bouncing one of them as she continued to talk.

“If you’re gonna explore Kanai Ward more, make sure you watch out for the Peacekeepers!”

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

“No problem, I’m so glad you like ‘em! Please, feel free to take more!”

“I’m one of the detectives known for taking on homicide cases, but if anyone needs help on anything other than that, I’m way more than willing to lend a hand!”

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Aww, how sweet!”

Lady giggled as she watched Yui take a macaron, smiling as she munched on it.

“Pleasure to meetcha, Yui! I’m Lady Soot, Master Detective!”

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

Hello, how are you?

“Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

Lady happily chimed as she dashed towards this new person. Maybe this was a client looking for help in Kanai Ward?

“New friend! Haven’t seen you before, have you just come into Kanai Ward? Oh! Maybe you wanna try some of these macarons! They just cooled off! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite!”

Man, this girl was a chatterbox, wasn’t she? She happily held out a small tray of assorted macarons out for the young lady to help herself, with a bright smile decorating her face.

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Ha! The fact that there’s two people that up and left cause of his actions really speaks volumes!”

Lady couldn’t help but giggle as they shittalked Yomi.

🧁Open Starter, feel free to reply!🧁

Inside the Nocturnal Detective Agency, the sound of shuffling pots and pans could be heard. It sounded like someone was…cooking? You decided to make your way towards the noise in order to investigate it.

And as usual, it was none other than Lady Soot, baking yet another big batch of desserts for all the Master Detectives at the agency to share. Lady’s bright pink eyes locked onto you as she flashed her signature bubbly smile.

“Oh, hey! Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Ahaha, perfect! There’s plenty more where that came from, so help yourself!”

🧁Open Starter, feel free to reply!🧁

Inside the Nocturnal Detective Agency, the sound of shuffling pots and pans could be heard. It sounded like someone was…cooking? You decided to make your way towards the noise in order to investigate it.

And as usual, it was none other than Lady Soot, baking yet another big batch of desserts for all the Master Detectives at the agency to share. Lady’s bright pink eyes locked onto you as she flashed her signature bubbly smile.

“Oh, hey! Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Yeesh! That sourpuss again? What’s his deal? If he isn’t the definition of a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I don’t know what is!”

🧁Open Starter, feel free to reply!🧁

Inside the Nocturnal Detective Agency, the sound of shuffling pots and pans could be heard. It sounded like someone was…cooking? You decided to make your way towards the noise in order to investigate it.

And as usual, it was none other than Lady Soot, baking yet another big batch of desserts for all the Master Detectives at the agency to share. Lady’s bright pink eyes locked onto you as she flashed her signature bubbly smile.

“Oh, hey! Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Did you run into them again? Are they trying to stir up trouble as usual?”

🧁Open Starter, feel free to reply!🧁

Inside the Nocturnal Detective Agency, the sound of shuffling pots and pans could be heard. It sounded like someone was…cooking? You decided to make your way towards the noise in order to investigate it.

And as usual, it was none other than Lady Soot, baking yet another big batch of desserts for all the Master Detectives at the agency to share. Lady’s bright pink eyes locked onto you as she flashed her signature bubbly smile.

“Oh, hey! Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”

[sugarcoated-minx]

“Go right on ahead, let me know what you think!”

Just as soon as Lady finished speaking, she heard the oven ding.

“Well, what’s my luck? Ahahaha!”

She then opened up the oven, taking out the sheets of chocolate cake and placing them on the stove to let them cool.

“Looks like those chocolate ones might be done sooner than later!”

🧁Open Starter, feel free to reply!🧁

Inside the Nocturnal Detective Agency, the sound of shuffling pots and pans could be heard. It sounded like someone was…cooking? You decided to make your way towards the noise in order to investigate it.

And as usual, it was none other than Lady Soot, baking yet another big batch of desserts for all the Master Detectives at the agency to share. Lady’s bright pink eyes locked onto you as she flashed her signature bubbly smile.

“Oh, hey! Welcome! Welcome, welcome!”