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Yesterday I moved into my own place (as in no roommates) for the first time. Every five minutes or so I look around and wonder “are they really letting me do this???”

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Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

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My uniform pants have a hole in the crotch!!

Just got to work and realized I forgot to take my anti-anxiety meds this morning. Truly the worst possible day to make this whoopsie

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My number one work bestie (the system that helps you not make mistakes) is down today. Curséd day

Just got to work and realized I forgot to take my anti-anxiety meds this morning. Truly the worst possible day to make this whoopsie

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Just got to work and realized I forgot to take my anti-anxiety meds this morning. Truly the worst possible day to make this whoopsie

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SAW MEL AND IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED ZAGREUS TRANSITIONED LMAOOOO

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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001)

happy october 24th!

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YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

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i was thinking about this today so how long has YOUR JOB existed- not how long your industry has existed, but how long someone has been doing the work you do as a trade notwithstanding changes in terminology and technology. no unemployed option cuz i cant add more answers sorry... tell me about it in the tags

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https://x.com/tommchenry/status/1428891618770407428/

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My mom can’t have gluten, so when my parents get Chinese food, my dad opens both cookies and reads her her fortune

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Twenty months of hand sewing later:

SHES DONE!!!

(The back)

EPP front, machine pieced back, hand quilted all over.

For my first full-size quilt, I think it turned out pretty well :)

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That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition