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first year regulus: did we marry him?
seventh year regulus: who?
first year regulus: the only boy who ever mattered.
seventh year james: i’m working on getting a ring, little buddy. just hold on. you’ll be a potter in no time.
seventh year regulus: *totally not crying*
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my remus has ehlers danlos syndrome because he needs to be hypermobile for his body to change and he uses a mobility aid
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I strongly believe one day just after sex, and I mean seconds after they both finish, Sirius looked Remus dead in the eye and said “Mischief managed” and got smacked on the head for it
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James leaves Reggie little encouraging love notes in his lunch and Reggie constantly says it's silly and childish until one day he forgets because he was running late and comes home from work to a very irate husband.
"Where the fuck was my note, Potter?"
And he just grins because he knew Reggie loved them.
And he almost cries a year later when he finds every single one in a box on Reg's desk, carefully flattened and preserved, along with a picture of them on their wedding day.
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Sirius: Wanna play twenty questions?
Remus: Sure.
Sirius: Okay, you go first.
Remus: What’s your favorite color?
Sirius: Triangle. My turn, do you like boys?
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"Prongsfoot is bad" replace Prongsfoot with women. Not so funny now, is it?
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Regulus: [doing anxious things with his hands]
James: [getting visibly flustered]
Regulus: ???? are you having Gay Thoughts about my anxiety stims???
James: ….. maybe
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James: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Regulus: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Dorcas: Are you ever just... really disappointed to learn someone is straight?
Regulus: I guess the majority of the population disappoints you then.
Dorcas: correct
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smoking weed with sirius. he insists on shotgunning, or holding the joint up to your lips. it’s so easy to let go and melt for him
#stoner marauders#stoner sirius#stoner sirius black#marauders era#sirius black#sirius#sirius x reader#sirius black x reader#marauders fandom#marauders
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any other stoner marauders fans getting zooted and imagining getting high with them….. cause if not i would highly recommend
#stoner#weed#the marauders#marauders era#marauders#my blunt rotation:#james potter#remus lupin#sirius black#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#lily evans#mary macdonald#regulus black#pandora rosier#evan rosier#barty crouch jr
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