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"It was Zendaya."

AHHHHHhhhh. I love this stupid STUPID fucking show.

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A display of lanterns leading up to Osaka castle.

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I seen some Lilo and Stitch AUs with Catastor and I wanted to contribute

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

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Bro calm down it's your shadow💀

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Lucifer found out Husk likes to perform magic tricks 🍎🃏

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Radioapple fic, where after the Extermination, Lucifer decides that Alastor isn't allowed to pretend to care about being Charlie's parent if he isn't going to actually step up into that role. And so he just forces Alastor to be her other dad.

The first time Charlie asks Lucifer if he can do something for her, and he goes, "Actually sweetie, I think this might be better suited for your other father," the blare of radio static was so loud a few glasses at the bar actually shattered.

Charlie was confused but ecstatic that her dad and Alastor are getting along, and Lucifer had to keep himself from cackling at Alastor's reaction (and his face, as he was forced to agree with both the task and the fact that he can't argue with Lucifer for doing this to him.)

Slowly, Lucifer just gets the entire hotel to call Alastor "Charlie's Other Dad," and whenever one of them disagrees with something she says, now Charlie will go "Well I'm going to ask my other dad, then!"

Eventually, Alastor just embraces the role that he (unintentionally) made himself have, and he does really treasure the face Lucifer makes the first time HE does the "ask your other father" routine.

(They have new mugs that say "Dad #1/Dad #2 and they actively fight to grab the Dad #1 mug before the other can reach it.)

The problem is, only the original cast was THERE for the dad fight song, and no one has told any of the new residents about it. So, to everyone else, it just looks like they really ARE Charlie's dad's and that they actually are in a relationship.

(Their constant bickering and need to be around the other isn't helping matters here.)

Pretty soon, it's not hard for the connection of Lilith going missing, Alastor going missing, and Lucifer never being in the public eye to arise. Because, what other reason would Alastor come back after a 7 YEAR hiatus just to help Lucifer’s daughter with her project, for only a few months later for Lucifer HIMSELF to come out of hiding to also help, for Lilith to still be MIA and now suddenly Alastor and Lucifer are being referred to as Charlie's dad's.

During a fight, Lucifer makes the joke about wanting a divorce and the entire hotel riots.

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source by novahee_

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*36 hours later, Cowboy Alastor Carter*

Now he's terrorizing everyone, courtesy of @cannibalxroses for the idea 🤣

Especially Lucifer.

Especially.

🎶 📻 Ohhhh ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya ya~ 📻🎶

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Looks like Alastor is a bit of needy there-

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/auzF2JQ67kjmb346/?mibextid=oFDknk

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Silly radio deer man????

((o(^∇^)o))

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Daughters of the Big Three 💎⚡️💀