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Sculptures of Tom’s most unfortunate moments

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This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

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the internet has ruined riddles. hows the riddle market supposed to succeed when u can just look up the answer to any old riddle on ur damn phone. have some respect

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What if you’re a brain in a jar?

Spoiler: you are, the jar is made of bone.

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Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate

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owls are bullshit and here’s why

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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help I’m dying

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your girl is meant to be working! but instead she made her own quiz!

so please, find out what your underlying motif is, and chuck it in the tags for me to read <3

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“It hurts to wait for someone who’s never coming back again.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The gift that keeps on giving