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Somehow 'aliens abducting a microscope' is my mood today
Hello star doctor please :)
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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toad heterosexual is unfortunate
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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A common misconception but you're thinking of Game of Thrones' monster
Game of Thrones is slang for jacking off on the toilet
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Wheel of time
“No, I’m not the chosen one. I’m just a farmer. Now go away!”
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What about him, tumblr user yiffmaster?
bambi's deadbeat dad >>>>>>>>
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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏
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I've been saying this for 9000 years
It is every boy’s dream to one day become a successful bird
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Hit re bog the way I get sent back to the bog every time
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glass to eat, sand to drink, flesh To Rend
i’m at this little place called Wits End
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What the hell is that at the top?? Are you taking a bath with the eye of suaron??
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Wow nice bread. I see a rustic loaf, a sour dough, rolls like youd get from Lamberts cafe, a fucc-something bread with the cheese, the big C bread, ...something yonic? You are clearly quite talented!
Go on tell me more about your bread
BREAD INQUIRY
You are the first person to ask me about my bread so you get bonus bread :)
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