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if u think this pic is cute u need to know that dave had already collapsed there and dirk just wriggled his way in and probably put dave’s hand on his butt

he only regrets it once he realizes that dave has set the channel to animal planet and they are snuggling to a chorus of orangutan mating calls

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I just made you up to hurt myself

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sisters having a risky moment making out on the couch in the open living room, desperately grabbing and grinding on each other, separating just a split second before a parent wanders into the kitchen behind them, putting all their energy into appearing still and bored and definitely not about to keep making out the instant their parent leaves

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Thanks to @mineralteacup for making my dream a reality (AKA editing it).

Inspo below.

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commission for @citrus-sarsaparilla

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a bunch of dirk succin the d slash capital D for a certain somebody

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You’re ruining that movie poster, kid. Don’t you have any respect for your bro’s work?

You didn’t specify, I already have another request for brodave and this world needs more alpha!stridercest so yeah ;) 

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little stridercest doodle i did on Managamasters, I wont even bother cleaning it up cuz today is not my day

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Hii

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he fucked that old man

imagine getting blocked over saying what dirk did to d strider

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imagine getting blocked over saying what dirk did to d strider

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What do you do when the brat you raised grows taller and hotter than you.

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welp muffins was supposed to finish her homework but she didn’t but obama won so I guess I’ll still post this ha.

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godddd ive been rotating this alphacest fic idea in my head for dayssss i started writing it but ive hit a roadblock .