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My mom talking about some football player that got hurt in the game she's watching: Oh no he's being taken off the field that's not good, he's their running back
Me: Well now he's their limping back
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i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
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personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.
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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you
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anyone else think that long hair looks so much better when youre skinny?
oh to be thin with super long hair
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Every pound I lose is like shedding a layer of everything I hate about myself.
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OMG THEY ANNOUNCED NORTH AMERICA TOUR DATES OMG
NEXT SUMMER OMG I CANT ANYMORE
Guys pray for getting some of the tickets
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Pants getting loose is so fun but also unsettling like wdym I used to be fat enough to fit into those?
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"your hair will fall out!" I DONT CARE.
"you're gonna smell bad!" I DONT CARE.
"you'll get headaches all the time!" I DONT CARE.
"diet coke is so bad for you!" I DONT CARE.
I DONT CARE.
I JUST WANT TO BE SK1NNY.
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fasting gives me sm confidence, i feel so cute and pretty when my stomach is empty
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"oh ed tumblr is so toxic, ed tumblr this, that" no. ed tumblr is the most supportive platform i've been on.
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Problem: After I eat I always feel like banging my head against the wall
Solution: don't eat
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