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idk has someone done this yet

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Is it really possible for a triangle and an autistic man to be in a relationship?

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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

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My brother and my pig he didn't want

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i love people who are continuously surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel

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literally this

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NOT SO HOT TAKE: Every Gravity Falls child turns into a The Magnus Archives adult.

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hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

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(inspired very much by this lovely post)

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i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

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put dipper and mabel pines in that damn institute and they’d have that shit sorted in 30 minutes

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Wearing a binder isn’t enough I need to customize my body like a sim every morning

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Been listening to IDKHOW a lot recently and I love how half of the songs are about relationships and Dallon’s life experiences and then the other half are just like ‘Im evil and imma kill you’

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Josh Gates is like if Shane Dawson was cool and normal instead of being a cat fucker and parasocial manipulator

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I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

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