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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

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They’re jus lil guys

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

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u know ur fucked when u skip every song

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in middle school i knew a guy named alexander hamilton because his parents just thought it would be nice to name their son after a historical figure but then this poor guy went through hell because he was 13 years old in 2015 and his name was alexander hamilton

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I got inspired by a post by @felagund-fiollaigean and made a thing. Half of the lyrics are also by them.

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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

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On Friendship.

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They are emailing eachother

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finishing something is better than to be constantly perfecting it and never being done thursday

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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

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More doodles.....

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They’re fighting about movies

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pspspspspsp more human yellow- he’s so angry all the time

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*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha