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insane that Lloyd decided to emulate Wu’s teaching style, when Garmadon was right there, and notably DIDN’T train any students that ended up turning on him and hating his guts-

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Completely forgot to post this piece I commissioned when I got it, but I love it so much I have to share it with y’all-

This is by @asooffa here on Tumblr, their Ninjago stuff is neat ^^ love how they drew the Heart Ninja, especially her long lashes!

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the first episode of Ninjago is wild when you think about it, cuz why are four grown-ass men putting a nine year old’s life in danger over him threatening to steal candy? Threatening! Not even stealing it, mind you, which even then wouldn’t warrant being dangled off the roof of a building-

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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so

DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.

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Ikr? It’s so tragic to watch Lloyd fall down the exact same path that Wu did. Like bby, you were supposed to be breaking generational trauma, not continuing it-

why are you imitating the evilest man you know-?

Kind of obsessed with the parallels between Wu and Lloyd when it comes to Morro and Arin

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how it feels rn

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LEGO BATMAN POSTING IN THE GOOD YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025!!! LET’S GOOOOO!!!

Anywho, meet Night Owl, Batman’s bby girl and Green Lantern’s scary dog privileges ^^ love her, need to draw her more-

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Breaking News: Local Woman’s Autism Reaches Levels Previously Thought Impossible

I’m so mentally unwell about GL, it’s not even funny-

ok, maybe it’s a little funny-

But anyways, hope the 3 other GL fans that are probably out there like this! The lipstick marks are courtesy of Night Owl, my LEGO Batman OC (who I will post the ref of soon, I prommy-)

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“First few seasons” Wrong, Nya reciprocated Jay’s feelings in S1-2, until the writers decided to completely upend her personality and make her suddenly hate her boyfriend.

Frankly, I hope he gets his memories back and still hates her guts for how she treated him in S3 and S6-

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BITCH IM HOWLING-

ASTARION ASKS ME WHO ID BITE IF GIVEN THE CHANCE AND I SAY WYLL-

TELL ME WHY I GET “Astarion approves” POPPING UP IN THE CORNER OF MY SCREEN-

THE SCREAM I FUCKING SCRUMPT

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Insane to me that more people want to romance Astarion than Wyll. Astarion feels like my weird, twink cousin to me, while Wyll is a full-on Disney prince-

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bro fuck Disney for letting Elio flop with their shitty marketing, that movie was actually fire-

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Can I ask for dark choco x wife reader? Him post redemption? Where reader is like their spouse's emotional support teddy bear? Dark choco needs the love!

Date requested: 7/6/2025

Fandom: Cookie Run: Kingdom

Dark Choco x Wife!Reader

🍫 Dark Choco is used to solitude. Even after redemption, he never expects anyone— let alone you, his sweet and unshakable wife—to stay.

🍫 You’re the kind of wife who gently cups his scarred cheek and murmurs, “You’ve done enough. You are enough,” while brushing strands of hair from his face.

🍫 He didn’t even know how touch-starved he was until you hugged him from behind during a moment of quiet. He went rigid at first… then completely melted, trembling as your arms stayed around him.

🍫 The first few nights after leaving the Dark Flour Kingdom, he doesn’t sleep well. He wakes in cold sweats, breath hitching, trembling from dreams of his father or his sins.

🍫 But every time, you’re already there. Sitting up, rubbing his back, whispering in that warm sleepy voice, “You’re safe. I’ve got you.”

🍫 He doesn’t say much in return—just leans into your chest, head bowed, your heartbeat grounding him

🍫 He clings to your scent. Your voice. Your warmth. You keep a little velvet pouch around his neck with a tiny scrap of your handkerchief inside. He doesn’t go anywhere without it.

🍫 Sometimes he’ll sit next to you and silently hold your hand, just braiding his fingers through yours and staring down at the connection like it’s holy.

🍫 “You could’ve had someone better.” “But I didn’t want someone better. I wanted you.” When he tries to isolate himself out of guilt, you wrap a blanket around his shoulders, sit in front of him, and say, “Alright. If you’re going to sulk, then I’m sulking with you.”

🍫 You gently remind him of the good he’s done: helping rebuild villages, protecting innocent Cookies, and facing his past. You don’t let him run from it— but you never shame him.

🍫 He brushes your hair. With shaking hands, carefully and gently, like you’re something sacred.

🍫 He’ll sometimes cook with you in the mornings silently chopping vegetables with a surprisingly domestic calm.

🍫 he’s touch-starved and always cold. So you make sure he has warm drinks, soft clothes, and warm baths. You basically mother the hell out of your scary, broody husband and he just sits there letting you.

🍫 Tries to court you all over again after his redemption. Shows up with awkwardly hand-carved gifts like: “It’s… a charm. Shaped like a sword. To keep you safe. I… I know you don’t need it, but… I want you to have it.”

🍫 You treasure them all. You’ve got a little “Dark Choco Shrine” in the house where all his sweet, awkward gifts are displayed.

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Yo, has anyone else pulled this new Cookie??

Hehehe, in all seriousness tho, look at how good this turned out! I’m super proud of myself uwu

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I think we both know it was his ass, lmao

This has literally been bothering me since I rewatched the pilot episodes months ago

The “good thing they didn’t check out the merchandise in the back” line is so funny to me. Like, it was probably just a quirky way for the writers to get Cole to turn around and realize there was a dragon behind them. But what “merchandise” pray tell, could he have possible have been referring to?

Given his pose and general demeanor, I can only imagine it was either his deltoids, trapezius, latissimus, or (my favorite option) his ass? But that begs the question, what fear was he going to strike showing off his ass? Is it so chiseled is strikes fear? Is it so glorious they would’ve passed out? Like, what benefit would there have been to scaring skeleton men with your ass? I must know.

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Tiny, Angry Rogue

It has occurred to me that I never posted this

Enjoy

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The Ninjago writers really have the audacity to try to gaslight gatekeep girlboss me into believing that Nya actually loves Jay after what they did in Rebooted and Skybound-

“The love of my life” bitch, I saw you cheat on him with his best friend and treat him like hot garbage, don’t you dare fucking lie to me like that. If he was the “love of your life”, you would not have done that, plain and simple. You don’t cheat on and abandon people you care about-