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Every morning, Hank Hill wakes up and drinks a big glass of Respect Women juice

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I’ve created the perfect Pokémon.

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“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

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why use makeup and high heels to strike fear into the hearts of men when just existing as an autonomous person with your own thoughts and feelings is the most terrifying thing any man can imagine

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Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

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my biggest problem is I don’t have the looks and the money

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don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

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Tony Hawk is at a weird level of fame.

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I’m losing my fucking mind we’re being grifted by the dumbest group of criminals

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all dads do is fall asleep on the couch and not process their emotions healthily

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i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

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*sages room after sex in an attempt to rid the room of all unholiness*