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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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"The trials and tribulations of Evan Buckley: a tragedy in 97 acts"

I'm sorry is that not the gayest insult you've ever heard. Like no straight man would ever say something that fucking cunty.

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Look me in the eye and say this isn’t from a dating show

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I will never get over how eddie basically called buck a deadbeat in 3x05 and then after almost dying in 3x15 literally put buck in his will as christopher's guardian like he pulled an pulled an uno reverse card on that man

stupid legal trouble making it so you can't see my kid? guess what asshole in the event of my death there'll be some stupid legal trouble ensuring that you HAVE to see my kid

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Buck dusting the framed photo of Shannon on the mantle with special streak-free glass cleaner while telling her all about what their boys are up to

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I deliver the lesbins 😌🫶

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eddie diaz has the sluttiest waist of all

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9-1-1 fandom discourse is crazy wdym my choices are either 'eddie is abusive' or 'buck was being a self-centered baby who needed to be taught a lesson' 😭😭😭 wasn't the whole point that eddie lashed out in grief in a characteristically irrational and unfair way that was assholish and that he should apologize for (and DID, in a way that he and buck both understood), and that buck didn't realize the impact of his pain, even internalized, on others, because he's characteristically assuming that his pain doesn't matter, which IS self-centered in a paradoxically selfless way and should be unlearned (which he DOES try to, when eddie calls him out on it)???

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This is true when you think about it

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This thing between us. 9-1-1, S03E06, S08E09, S08E10, S08E11

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house is a girl you have to take care of her

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"When did Buck turn gay?" my mother asks, as if she hasn't seen SIX FUCKING SEASONS OF THE QUEEREST QUEERBAITING TO EVER QUEER.

And of course it's only the white man that's canonically queer because they're too afraid of the sheer POWER a Mexican bisexual would have. Not that I'm disappointed Buck's queer but like. COME ON. LET THEM DATE.

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Eddie kittened up to the idea that he and Chris will come back to LA and they’ll be living with Buck, and Eddie and Buck will be, like, you know. and they won’t need to talk about it or think about it or acknowledge it but it’ll work out and it’ll be them and it’ll be good. except Buck hightails it out of their house immediately spewing some nonsense about space, which—it’s not like Eddie and Chris needed that from him. and Eddie’s bewildered and whiplashed and has to numbly conclude that Buck doesn’t want them. him. which is fine because it’s not like Eddie wants him. it’s not like Eddie’s gay. he just thought—nothing. and now Buck’s acting like they’re the same best friends they’ve always been and everything’s normal between them and Eddie doesn’t get why it really doesn’t feel like anything’s going how it’s supposed to at all

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“i’m straight” the straight:

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reference

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he's had that paperwork ready for seven years

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being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms