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strange-wish-items · 4 years
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Not Wish, but the same vibes.
#youarewhatyoueat afterdinnerritual #weightloss
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When pigeons are life
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When he says "without me?" when you say you're getting in the shower
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When you want to screw him and hear him jingle
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@ 2020 so far
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Caption this
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We all wish we thought of these for the hen party
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When you want people to know that now only do you have a big penis, but you also left your last condom rolled up
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A sponge, bread, or a body part?
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When you love dressing up but your balls are fabulous
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"I want to suck spots and grains off my partner's neck"
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"I really like wearing mini-skirts but don't like that my legs look so common"
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For when you're fed up of seeing your cat judging you
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