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‘ I’m getting really bored and really impatient, and I don’t do bored and impatient' @ofdiamondqueen​

         “Let’s get out of here then.” Johnny suggested to her, ready to take her back to his penthouse apartment. “I thought it was gonna be more fun out tonight but I guess everyone decided to stay in. I’ve got a hot tub and a bottle of pinot grigio calling our name.” 

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oftalon​:

Calvin smirked as the other approached him, he hardly minded pissing off this rather good looking man, maybe he’d drank too much liquor but he couldn’t bring himself to care. “Aww you like the sound of my voice? or you just need a little extra to light that fuse pretty boy” He replied back shrugging his shoulders. 

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      Men weren’t Johnny’s usual type, tending to go for women when he had the chance, but what was the fun in life if not to indulge yourself in a good looking stranger every now and then? Alcohol and anger didn’t usually mix well for him, especially not with someone like the man that stood before him. “It’s not your voice I like.” He replied, letting his anger morph into something else. 

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maryjjackpot​:

@stormsflameon​: “you have the biggest and most prettiest eyes, did you know that?”

MJ laughed as the guy spoke, raising her eyebrows at him. She was used to guys hitting on her, since it had been a pretty common occurrence ever since her freshman year of high school, but she had to give him credit – other guys usually weren’t this forthright about it. “Mmm, you know what, I’ve heard that before, yeah,” she said, grinning at him. “But I definitely don’t mind hearing it again. Especially not from someone as cute as you.” She held out her hand for a handshake. “I’m Mary Jane, but my friends call me MJ. And you are?”

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    “Johnny,” he flashed a grin at the beautiful redhead, turning on the charm. “You might’ve heard of me.” His ego always seemed to get the better of him. If Johnny had it his way everyone would know his name and the things he did, but unfortunately Sue and Reed kept most of it under wraps, only letting Johnny have a taste of all the fame he craved. “Well, Gorgeous, what are you doing right now? Wanna go get drinks? I can tell you about how pretty your lips are next.”

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‘ Our values and our actions, they define who we are. ‘ @mindsovermetal​

      Johnny didn’t understand how Warren could sit through a whole lecture from the Professor. The dude was nice and all but he took life way too seriously. “Yeah, yeah,” he waved off the older man who reminded him a little too much of Reed. “Can we get to the good stuff now? I’m itching to go hangout with Warren. We’ve got a whole night planned and I didn’t think this was gonna take so long.” 

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‘ can you just not joke around for two seconds? ‘ @redphoenixjean

        “What’s the fun in that?” The blond grinned at the mutant, pearly whites shinning in the sun. Johnny used humor to hide all the horrible stuff about life. It was his best coping mechanism as he tried to pretend like life was easy. “What’s got your panties in a twist anyway?” 

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‘ You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell. ‘ @oftalon​

      Johnny wasn’t sure how to take that at first, part of him saw it as insult, as if this guy thought he could see more than what Johnny presented to him. This guy was a totally stranger though and he knew that wasn’t possible. “If you wanna get to know my insults better I’d keep talkin’.” He replied, already fired up. His fuse short as ever, ready for the next fight. 

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✧    THE   VAMPIRE   DIARIES   PROMPTS   !   (  PART   I  .   )

* A MIXTURE OF TVD S1 - S2 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ You left that girl alive tonight. That was very careless of you.. ‘

‘ I promised you an eternity of misery, so I’m just keeping my word.. ‘

‘ But wherever you go, people die.. ‘

‘ I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun. ‘

‘ Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire? ‘

‘ I like being the eternal stud. ‘

‘ You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell. ‘

‘ Everything you know, and every belief that you have, is about to change. ‘

‘ I’m getting really bored and really impatient, and I don’t do bored and impatient. ‘

‘ How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh? ‘

‘ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated. ‘

‘ Tip for later - be careful who you invite in the house. ‘

‘ I promise I will keep your secret, but…I can’t be with you. ‘

‘ It’s so not what you’re craving, but it’ll do in a pinch. ‘

‘ Our values and our actions, they define who we are. ‘

‘ How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you’ve done? ‘

‘ This daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood! ‘

‘ Well, your life was pathetic; your afterlife doesn’t have to be. ‘

‘ You confuse me for someone with remorse.. ‘

‘ Why does everybody have to die on me? ‘

‘ Uh, have you met you? You’re not a nice person. ‘

‘ After a century, I finally realized death means nothing without you. ‘

‘ I couldn’t miss your hundredth and…whatever birthday. ‘

‘ You saved my life - I’m sparing yours. We’re even. ‘

‘ It’s not like the welcome wagon was waiting with a bunk cake and a handbook. ‘

‘ You promise not to do that mind-control-thing with me? ‘

‘ Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try. ‘

‘ It’s not like we all hang out at the ‘vamp bar and grill’. ‘

‘ You know…you were there in the road, all ‘damsel in distress’-like. ‘

‘ You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. ‘

‘ Now you remember that. Because it’s never happening again. ‘

‘ If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it. ‘

‘ What if your blood hasn’t passed out of her system?! ‘

‘ You went in there not knowing if you could come back out? ‘

‘ Is that a vampire thing? ‘Cause I read vampires don’t like running water. ‘

‘ First rule about vampires: don’t believe anything you read. ‘

‘ So you want a pity turn? I don’t think so. ‘

‘ You should turn me ‘cause I don’t have anything else. ’

‘ Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night. ‘

‘ Can you just not joke around for two seconds? ‘

‘ We’ll just add it to the growing list of how everything’s falling apart. ‘

‘ Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend. ‘

‘ You know this vampire problem is real, right? It’s a potential bloodbath. ‘

‘ Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news? ‘

‘ I wanted to feed on him, and it took everything inside of me not to do it. ‘

‘ I have this hunger inside of me that I’ve never… I’ve never felt before in my entire life ‘

‘ Does that mean you’re okay, now, with all the cravings? ‘

‘ You were playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed-off vampires.. ‘

‘ I’m talking about the fact that you’re a closet blood junkie. ‘

‘ There’s that switch - sometimes it goes off and you snap… ‘

‘ If you’re just gonna mock me, could you move along, please? ‘

‘ He has a fridge, full of stolen blood bank contraband, in the house. ‘

‘ Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he’s spent all this time fighting it. ‘

‘ I wanted to drain every ounce of blood from that girl’s body. ‘

‘ I like being a living dead person. ‘

‘ So either kill me or compel me, because I don’t believe it. ‘

‘ I’m a vampire. What’s your excuse? ‘

‘ Come on, don’t pout about it. We got a body to bury. ‘

‘ Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look? ‘

‘ What do you know about werewolves? ‘

‘ You knew that they were going to burn the vampires in the church? ‘

‘ So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test? ‘

‘ That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard! ‘

‘ It must be painful to desiccate and mummify. I can’t even imagine. ‘

‘ Torture me, keep me captive, drain me of blood until my body turns to dust.  ‘

‘ We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time. ‘

‘ You know, if you wanna see me naked all you have to do is ask. ‘

‘ What is up with that family? They’re not vampires, what the hell are they? ‘

‘ I’m just happy that’s a, uh– a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner. ‘

‘ At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to. ‘