#{ &* Calvin }

[omg-snakes]

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.

[theknucklehead]

I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.

[shrimperini]

first batch of portal refs done!! the second will come soon (i hope) it will include spin off and mod characters as well :D

android AU: everything stays the same but the robots are more humanoid. thats it really xD

human AU: set in 2010. quite a few things change (i oc-ify the characters pretty much). the main things to note is that it’s a lot of what if scenarios. what if the resonance cascade in black mesa never happened, what if caroline had a daughter (gladys, so glados and caroline aren’t the same person in the AU. i wanted to explore the possibility of them being two separate people haha), what if the disk operating system project was put into halt and AI never took over. in the AU black mesa and aperture are still rivals in the development of teleportation technology, portals are still being experimented on, human test subjects are paid to test, they don’t go through cryo sleep stasis but live their life at aperture in dormitories (let me slice of life portal okay im self indulgent). Aperture still has questionable work ethics and morals but things work slightly more differently. Gladys is the CEO of aperture and she pushes for a lot of work to be done so they can surpass black mesa. Also important to note, Chell registers as a test subject for the cash deal but she also aims to investigate what really happened to her adoptive father who died at Aperture.

that’s the main essence of the au, still working on it and some plots here and there but, like most of my fandom aus, it’s really self indulgent slice of life crap LOL

if you have questions or feedback don’t hesitate to let me know! :>

[the-eternal-moonshine]

[rupnowglazer]

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#zeroday

[springseventeen]

"Thank you for telling me. Now I know. [Know What?] What you need. As long as I have you and you are happy, that is enough for me. It's more than I could have ever imagined..." Lewis Pullman as Calvin Evans Lessons in Chemistry | S1.E2

[nevver]

Calvinism

[michaelfirman]

[thestudfarm]

Calvin Mickels

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[chernobog13]

Calvin keeping Santa in check.

[i-j0s]

[omg-snakes]

For my US American friends, if you haven't yet voted please make sure you do! I know that many of you may feel like you're not loving either presidential candidate, but voting is about a LOT more than just choosing a president.

Here where I live in California, for example, there's an amendment to the state constitution to redefine marriage and remove outdated language stating that marriage is only valid between a man and a woman. Even though same-sex marriage is legal in this state, without a constitutional amendment that legality could be attacked in coming years. This amendment codifies marriage for all California couples.

Your votes make history.

Calvin isn't old enough to vote and he doesn't know what voting is, so he needs us to make good choices.

[sw1ft-sniff]

Chat, every time Calvin does a cartwheel I cackle so much, I’ll be rolling on the floor cackling my ass off every time.

I don’t remember which episode this was from season 3, but it should be pretty easy to find it.

reference screenshot

[shrimperini]

december 17 is my headcanon birthday for this guy 💙 (ignore that im late sob im sorry boy)

i rly wanted his bday piece to mirror the one i made for chell back in june! :3 —> chell bday art

[couldtheycatchkira]