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they're letting me run around in the research lab to boost morale (because of how cute i am) even though i have several mysterious properties. the safety committee is PISSED lol and they're right to be because no one knows about my spores

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️

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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

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casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

casts guidance on you

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👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also some sort of a fucked up creature

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i like the phrase "rotten luck" because it suggests that luck is a thing that can decay

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We need more disabled dragon representation, especially showing dragons finding their own way to live with their disabilities and not shown in a negative light. Dragon who was born without a working right wing so it’s mastered hunting more ground based prey. Dragon whose heat sac can’t produce flame so she uses her kobold’s inventions as a flamethrower. Bedridden dragon who has a loving family of goblins that take care of him and help him when the pain is too much.

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um don't you know that when you play toys it releases dopamine (a CHEMICAL) in your brain... and it literally acts like a DRUG... you might think you enjoy playing toys but it's actually just dopamine dependency... so yeah playing toys addiction is a serious problem :/

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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

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parent handing me their infant who has been obviously ill for the past 3 days they've been dropped off to me and is currently coughing at me while using a drool-and-booger-slathered hand to poke my face: "oh no, are you not feeling well?"

“everyoneeee is sick right now” (loud coughing) “i have a cold but i’m still going to class because i can’t miss it” (loud coughing) “5 people were missing in my english class today, isn’t that crazy?” (loud coughing) “can i ask a personal question? why do you wear a mask?”

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"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

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can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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it's very important that disabled people are allowed to make bad decisions actually. that we're allowed to do things which cause flare-ups. that we're allowed to take a risk and get it wrong. that not every single second of our day has to be about playing it safe and being well-behaved and staying within our limits

and on the days when we deal with the consequences of those mistakes and bad decisions we're still worthy of a) sympathy and b) pain relief. just as we are if our illness or disability is the result of our choices in the first place

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in 2025 can we go back to consuming media slower? no more "sorry I'm late to this" two weeks after a game or show comes out, no more "late to this trend" about art memes or prompt fills a couple days later

not everyone has access/time/energy to drop everything and binge/draw/etc the moment a new media property comes out

slow down, let yourself enjoy the media and explore the narratives, quit putting pressure on each other to produce so much work, HAVE FUN

and while we're at it, let the artists and writers and gif makers and everyone else involved with fan content know that you appreciate them. leave a comment on that fic, squawk in the tags, send a (nice) anon

just, let's get back to playing in fandom again, yeah?