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stnuris · 6 years
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you can only like harry potter if you hate j.k rowling
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stnuris · 6 years
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Olivia: the stars are beautiful tonight
Cesar: you know what else is beautiful?
Cesar and Olivia simultaneously: Monse
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stnuris · 6 years
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Lemony Snicket lost the woman he loved to another man, and after she died, he devoted his life to telling the story of her children and how brave and amazing and clever they were
Severus Snape lost the woman he loved to another man, and after she died, he spent his whole life being bitter and bullying children
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stnuris · 6 years
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Klaus Baudelaire is what happens when a distinguished gay gets thrown into the storyline of a disaster gay and spends the next 18 hours wondering how the hell that even happened
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stnuris · 6 years
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Not to be dramatic but I would literally die for the Baudelaire and Quagmire siblings
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stnuris · 6 years
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aunt may is a lesbian and she’s my girlfriend
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stnuris · 6 years
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Anyways here’s my complete analysis on why any movie outside of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy is dog shit
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stnuris · 6 years
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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
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stnuris · 6 years
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how are my anti’s doing tonight
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stnuris · 6 years
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me knowing that steve is worthy enough to move mjolnir and strong enough to stop thanos’ ugly giant yaoi hand from crushing him with his own bare hands when t*ny could do neither and got his shimpy ugly ass yeeted across the battlefield in his ugly clunky suit
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stnuris · 6 years
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stnuris · 7 years
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Prompts
1. “Give me food and you can do whatever you want.”
2. “What do you mean I’m not your type? I’m everyone’s type.”
3. “I’m not jealous.”
4. “I hate you.” “No you don’t. You love me.”
5. “Do you know who I am?”
6. “Try me.”
7. “You have no idea what I’m going to do to you, do you, love?”
8. “You can’t possibly think you’ll get away with that.”
9. “Did you wear that dress for me?”
10. “When you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.”
11. “Who fucking hurt you like this?!”
12. “Tell me you love me.”
13. “I cant handle how stupid you are.”
14. “I’m gonna kill them.”
15. “Lets play a game.”
16. “You said we were gonna study.”
17. “Don’t you dare walk away from me.”
18. “Why won’t you let me in?”
19. “I want to take care of you.”
20. “I think everyone forgot who you belong to.”
21. “Scream if you dare.”
22. “Why are you smiling at me like that?”
23. “I smell blood.”
24. “Did you have fun with your little toy?”
25. “We all heard you.”
26. “Please, I need to know.”
27. “Admit you’re fucking wrong!”
28. “It’s the middle of the night, what do you want?”
29. “What if we get caught?!”
30. “It’s your fault we’re in this mess!”
31. “You owe me big time.”
32. “Did you really mean those things you said last night?”
33. “You’ve been avoiding me and I want a reason.”
34. “Well this is awkward.”
35. “The sun isn’t even up yet and you want me to do what?”
36. “This is beyond a horrible idea.”
37. “I’m sorry can you repeat that?”
38. “No use crying over him.”
39. “I can explain.”
40. “I know this is bad timing, but.. I have to pee.”
41. “You’re telling me this now?!”
42 . “Don’t judge me.”
43 . “Why do I always listen to you?”
44. “I know I look shitty, I barely slept last night.” “It’s okay, you always look shitty.”
45. “Last time we’re doing this.”
46. “If you leave that door open one more time…”
47. “Friends dont let friends do stupid shit alone.”
48. “I need you.”
49. “I swear you have a death wish.”
50. “I’m at my wits end with you.” “But I’m frickin’ awesome.”
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stnuris · 7 years
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Keep Tony away from Shuri challenge
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stnuris · 7 years
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hello can someone tell me what they wanna see me write on this blog
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stnuris · 7 years
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Me at all the evidence I wasn’t straight…
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stnuris · 7 years
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Me fighting heteronormativity
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