Lemony Snicket lost the woman he loved to another man, and after she died, he devoted his life to telling the story of her children and how brave and amazing and clever they were
Severus Snape lost the woman he loved to another man, and after she died, he spent his whole life being bitter and bullying children
Klaus Baudelaire is what happens when a distinguished gay gets thrown into the storyline of a disaster gay and spends the next 18 hours wondering how the hell that even happened
peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
me knowing that steve is worthy enough to move mjolnir and strong enough to stop thanos’ ugly giant yaoi hand from crushing him with his own bare hands when t*ny could do neither and got his shimpy ugly ass yeeted across the battlefield in his ugly clunky suit