stjoantheweird

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whoop there it is.

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Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

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WHAT HAVE I DONE

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*insert dramatic Avengers orchestra theme here*

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

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no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

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I was so excited for detective pikachu to break the video game movie curse then the sonic trailer came out like “HA BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!”

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Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

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Meira just remembered tomorrow is her birthday #nineandfelinefine #catsofinstagram #catlife https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BwGOUIsA7t9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jltbjpq06tuq

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One of my favorite parts of #sherwoodforestfaire #archery is the pickle shot. 50 archers all loosing arrows at one poor pickle on a target at a time. Silly and fun ^.^ also full of electrolytes! #itswhatplantscrave #bitethepickle #renaissancefestival #traditionalarchery #longbow (at Sherwood Forest Faire) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/Bv62poBgaTR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vrmh1d6h4t9

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New thumb ring, who dis? #thatlittleguyiwouldntworryaboutthatlittleguy #practicemakesprogress #thumbdraw #archery #traditionalarchery #pewpewpew (at Austin Archery Country) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvxMKQAg4vS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d9h52fcts8mn

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Hi, my name is Ali. I woke up at 4:30 this morning because I was having #battleofthebowmen nightmares. #archery #traditionalarchery #pewpewpew #theallhungarianrejects #sherwoodforestfaire (at Sherwood Forest Faire) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvowALkg9En/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zcni0mosxcvp

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Couple of things: #owls feel like feathery marshmallows, #kookaburra hate watch bands, and the #hawkwalk at @sherwoodforestfaire is a billion percent worth it (at Sherwood Forest Faire) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvclnGtg-i9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wnos35h0rplr

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This is Pascal. He is doing his best. His best is being the doggo that hangs out at the range, never more than two steps from his human. His collar is sharks. He is a very good boy. #poodlemixesofinstagram #archerylife #dogsofinstagram (at Austin Archery Country) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvRY0EWAIoW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k3n1lhfhz4je

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This beautiful locket is a classic heart shape, with an ornate clasp that opens out to reveal space for four different pictures, instead of the usual two. Link