Quotes, questions, pure idiocy and more! • Quote Of The Month: “we’re like tweedle dee and tweedle dum, except we’re both just dumb”
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Okay, did anyone else have a mild crush on Chewbacca as a child? Or was I just weird as fuck?
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Me: *makes eye contact with my friend*
Her: “I’m just.....thinking about.......aliens”
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“It was six f*cking inches! I could stab someone with a knitting needle that long! I could grow out my fingernails and stab someone with those! I guess my fingernails are no longer allowed on an airplane?!”
Context: my friend was mad that her Swiss Army knife got confiscated at the airport 😂 I laughed for h o u r s
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Can he also climb inside people’s heads and mess up their talking? Because if so, I think he’s living in mine.
TIL… that in the middle ages there was a popular belief in a demon of language, one who collected the words of people women gossiping in church, and the mumbled syllables of priests who weren’t saying mass properly. He was also held responsible for scribal errors. “Later he haunted printing presses, causing typesetters to make mistakes.”
TIL… there is a typo demon, it has a name, and it is Tutivillus (Titivillus).
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If God created all creatures, then who the fuck created spiders?! Because those things are most definitely NOT from this side of the matrix
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