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[[ooc]] I feel that way with my Peggy account. But honestly, again, just glad you are okay

//haha sorry if I worried u, again

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"Lets figure out how to play some music now shall we?" said Peggy only to jump and scream when Jarvis opened his mouth "I believe I can be of service Captain Rogers and Ms Carter."

Steve pulled Peggy close with a strong arm around her waist. He acted quickly and without though, when she jolted like that it was just right to keep her close. “thats..Jarvis” he explained to her with a sigh.

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where you at dawg

yo dawg

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“Ah” he nodded, though still quite curious. He looked down at his ruined shirt and shook his head. “You’re not missing much”

“Did you just laugh at me?”

Nadia covered her mouth and was actually slightly surprised. She had never laughed before, sure when she was just a young child, but even then she could remember few times she ever laughed, “I suppose I did.” she said with a light smile looking over at him. 

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-rocking booty symbol thing-

“well, right back atcha, Ally”

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Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

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He gave her a peculiar stare for a moment. “Coffee?” he rose a brow. “Yes, it is” he nodded, but he unknowingness sparked his curiosity. “They don’t have it where you’re from?”

“Did you just laugh at me?”

Nadia covered her mouth and was actually slightly surprised. She had never laughed before, sure when she was just a young child, but even then she could remember few times she ever laughed, “I suppose I did.” she said with a light smile looking over at him. 

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Steve held his breath apprehensively for a moment. “You may have heard of an organization called the AHG...” he started to explain, not sure how much information he should be sharing with the stranger. But the girl looked ready to fight and he certainly wasn’t going to gain her trust by keeping her in the dark. “we have reason to believe they’re responsible for illegal experimentation on humans and possible animals. we’re trying to shut them down”

“Put the knife down” steven-grant

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“Or I’ll have to take it from you” he said calmly.The girl didn’t look like much of a challenge for him, but he knew better than to rely on that. appearances didn’t mean much in his line of work. “I’m not here to hurt you. I’m looking for information” he explained. 

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Nadia held the knife by her side as she lightly kicked her files behind her. She had been scouting out a place to stay for a while as she was still figuring out the way things worked out here. It was in the middle of her efforts to make the building a more comforting stay when the blonde man walked in. Nadia stared for a moment, keeping all weakness from her posture and voice, “Or what?” she challenged her accent thick in her words.

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He looked down at his shirt, now stained and dripping with coffee. “Its not funny” he said, but found himself wearing a small smile as well.

“Did you just laugh at me?”

Nadia covered her mouth and was actually slightly surprised. She had never laughed before, sure when she was just a young child, but even then she could remember few times she ever laughed, “I suppose I did.” she said with a light smile looking over at him. 

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“….”

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Taylor Swift x Nicki Minaj

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in the tags, put 

- where u live

- ur first language 

- what u call this:

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you will never convince me that isn’t the face of a New Yorker who just died a little inside