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hi guysss i hate to do this when the worlds exploding and everything but. we're at the tipping point now and ive been meaning to do this for a while so!! my commissions are now open! i need to make like 200bucks this month to uhhh not have my bank account go negative lmao,, so if you are able and interested i would love you support, or else just toss me a reblog to signal boost!
you can reach out to me through tumblr (here!), twitter, or discord (ask for a friend request!) or you can purchase directly from my ko-fi!
i am 100% flexible with requests and we can stretch outside of what i offer if we talk about it together! prices are under the cut, but ko-fi has them all on display!
full body: $60~ (addons available) headshot: $35 sketch: $22~ (addons available) limited palette: $23~ (addons available) reactive pngs: $18~ (addons available) pixelated talk sprites: $15~ (addons available) pixel art: $10~ (addons available) simple background: $3
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(all prices are in usd)
hi guysss i hate to do this when the worlds exploding and everything but. we're at the tipping point now and ive been meaning to do this for a while so!! my commissions are now open! i need to make like 200bucks this month to uhhh not have my bank account go negative lmao,, so if you are able and interested i would love you support, or else just toss me a reblog to signal boost!
you can reach out to me through tumblr (here!), twitter, or discord (ask for a friend request!) or you can purchase directly from my ko-fi!
i am 100% flexible with requests and we can stretch outside of what i offer if we talk about it together! prices are under the cut, but ko-fi has them all on display!
full body: $60~ (addons available) headshot: $35 sketch: $22~ (addons available) limited palette: $23~ (addons available) reactive pngs: $18~ (addons available) pixelated talk sprites: $15~ (addons available) pixel art: $10~ (addons available) simple background: $3
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would you date………
HATSUNE MIKU!?!?!!?!!??
FIRST OF ALL I KNOW THAT'S YOU @stetsuwuninu
SECOND OF ALL I'D TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE BUT I WOULDN'T DATE HER I'M HETEROPHOBIC REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!
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in before Morgan sees me admit I'd date someone who's the spitting image of her dad and feels weird about it
OR I DUNNO MAYBE SHE'S DESENSITISED TO ALT SHENANIGANS ALREADY
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A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse
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[video id: A brief tiktok titled 'Cockfighting Chair!' by '@bestaddress', showing a pale, dark-haired man in a dark suit standing next to an antique chair upholstered in red leather. It has curved wooden legs, a curved triangular shaped seat that tapers at the back, with a flared armrest attached to the top of the narrow backrest. The chair has a drawer beneath the seat, compartments under the arms and a folding desk attached to the outer un-upholstered side of the backrest.
transcript: "I'm showing property in Chevy Chase, Maryland, and came across this," gestures to the chair, "in the attic of the house. And it's interesting because it has a small drawer here at the seat." He pulls open the drawer to show the empty wooden interior.
"And if you turn it around to the back, there are storage containers on both sides of the arm." He opens the wooden compartments.
"And also interestingly, there's a pull-out table that you can raise and use on the chair." He pulls up the table and tries to use the support mechanism but it flops partially closed. "It's a little broken now but that's how it works.
"There are two competing histories for the origins of the chair. The cockamamie story is that they were originally designed to watch cock fights and that the compartments I showed earlier were meant to conceal coins for betting, and the table was designed to hold your drink as you watched."
"But the prosaic and true story is that these chairs were designed as reading and writing desks. The folding table holds a paper or book and the drawers are meant for holding writing utensils and candles."
He is shown sitting on the chair with the chair back mostly behind him.
"Although you would think that you would sit on it as you would a normal chair, you don't."
He's now shown instead sitting with the 'back' of the chair between his legs, his arms resting on the arm of the chair.
"The proper way to sit on the chair is backwards - like this!"
There is a smiley face emoji at the end of the on screen captions.
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nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again
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Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip
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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.
Kitties will be kitties 🐈⬛
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watched this for the first time when i was 14 i think? it saved me
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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
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