it's unethical to share hot takes and bullshit alongside actual facts and recommendations from public health officials so here's some shit that's clearly just *~a joke~*
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I’m a vegetarian and even I would eat him.
SEIZE IT. PERIOD.
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maybe we should stop them
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You know what would be less bloody than letting 1% of the population die horribly? A revolution.
#corona#coronavirus#covid-19#pandemic#revolution#if a government chooses to let millions of its own population die then revolution is a victimless crime#if a government chooses to let millions of its population die to prioritize their bottom line then revolution is a humanitarian obligation
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Brace yourselves
We’re maybe 3 weeks out from “Trying to Give Myself a Brazilian Under Quarantine” videos
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I predict in the coming months there will be a number of high-profile thinkpieces meditating on the true meaning of “apocalypse”: Apocalypse (ἀποκάλυψις) is a Greek word meaning "revelation", "an unveiling or unfolding of things not previously known and which could not be known apart from the unveiling".
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i got nervous and then i remembered that none of this is real
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Ducks swimming in the Trevi fountain, usually one of the most crowded places in Rome!!!
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third day of italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so... WILD BOARS ARE IN MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES!!!! i’m laughing so hard
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totally healthy ways to manage pandemic anxiety - part 1
it’s a trying time for us all so here are some absolutely ~healthy~ ways to cope with the stress of the world changing as we know it that I recommend with all ~seriousness~
-it’s /imperative/ to stay informed, so budget several hours a day for social media scrolling time. share often to help keep loved ones informed as well, even if you’re unsure if it’s factual info, better safe than sorry!!!!
-anxiety cry (in the shower is best)
-stream the masterpiece “yummy” by justin bieber on repeat
-send unsolicited nudes to fuckbois you haven’t talked to for like a month
-screaming is ok, but make sure to do so into your elbow or an N95 mask to minimize spread of the virus
-play monopoly with your isolationmates, or friends via skype
-good old fashioned bioterrorism
-panic-buy toilet paper
-spam mutual aid request forms asking for more toilet paper, just to be sure
#corona#coronavirus#covid-19#pandemic#it's a joke#obviously?#toilet paper jokes are the lowest form of pandemic humor#how will i ever recover
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what is this stuff being done by other countries of which you speak? you mean our president closing the pandemic response office in 2018? or putting a man credited with creating an HIV outbreak in charge of addressing this whole crisis? how about those contradictory recommendations?
can someone more technologcially adept than me give our meme boi a second head to make a BoJo/Trump nightmare demon?
I can’t believe other countries are actually doing stuff and Boris Johnson is literally like
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goddamn those living situations that enable communal solidarity. i am utterly apathetic to my neighbors’ wellbeing, just as god intended
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does that make anilingus the fruit of civilization?
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