sterekshipper-writer

[sterekshipper-writer]

my mental illness has reached a new high so here’s whatever this is

[sterekshipper-writer]

“he’s just a boy” and it’s theo raeken

[sterekshipper-writer]

-

Patreon | Ko-Fi

[sterekshipper-writer]

Stiles: I can explain.

Sheriff: Can you?

Stiles: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[sterekshipper-writer]

I’ve seen teen wolf so many times in the past this is my first time rewatching it in like years but why did I never notice stiles reaction when scott tells allison, lydia and jackson that derek is the one in the high school with them and that he killed the janitor and that it’s been him the entire time like stiles face is literally like “bitch seriously” lmao

[sterekshipper-writer]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Lydia Martin, Alan Deaton, Original Characters Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Pretend Mates, Pining, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Stiles Stilinski is a Nice Thing, Stiles Stilinski Deserves Nice Things, Derek Hale is a Nice Thing, Emotional Constipation, Derek Hale is Bad at Feelings, Derek Hale is Bad at Asking for What He Wants, Stiles Stilinski is a badass, Stiles Stilinski Can’t Keep his Mouth Shut, Didn’t Know They Were Dating, Attempted Wolfnapping, Evil Original Characters, Derek Hale Can’t Catch a Break, Stiles Stilinski to the Rescue, Alpha Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Don’t copy to another site Summary:

“At least we got this far,” Stiles argued. “Could’ve been worse. For now, they know he’s taken by someone in the pack.”

“Mm hm,” Lydia said, giving him a look. “You realize that you are now going to have to pretend to date Derek, right?”

Stiles rolled his eyes. “Oh no, what a hardship. That sucks, boo hoo.” He motioned Derek emphatically. “He’s like, my best friend.”

“Hey!” Scott insisted.

“He’s like, my second best friend,” Stiles amended. “It’s fine, we’ll figure it out. Right?” He turned to grin at Derek, who was scowling at him.

[sterekshipper-writer]

[sterekshipper-writer]

Context: This just happened to me.

Stiles' mind any other time: ♪Blood on my shirt, rose in my hand♪- I bet I could figure out how to get the Wolves drunk- ♪Any wrong move and your done for♪- Ugh, how much longer till my dad gets here- ♪I just killed a man, she's my alibi♪- I should've grabbed a hot chocolate on the way here- ♪Eurylochus. Light up six torches.♪- If I get that last assignment done I can whatever I want without guilt afterwards- ♪Imma fight a man♪-

Stiles' mind the moment a deputy comes into the sheriff's office and starts talking about a crime case: *100% focus on what they're saying*

[sterekshipper-writer]

Stiles: All right, give me your hair dryer. Cora: What? Erica: What are you talking about? Stiles: Don't you carry one in your purse? Erica: Have you ever spoken to a real woman? Stiles, on speaker phone with Lydia: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse? Lydia: Of course. I'm not an animal.

[sterekshipper-writer]

Liam and Theo, part two

part one here

[sterekshipper-writer]

The result of Stiles spending so much time at the Hale's:

Laura: What do we say when making bread? Malia, glumly: That's the dough rising. Derek: And what do we NOT say? Stiles, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

[sterekshipper-writer]

I have two tests tomorrow but then I decided to read through this.  And I stopped at this one, and this happen.  Ugh, okay, I’m going now.

[sterekshipper-writer]

they're all in the living room at the stilinski-hale residence, derek's sitting on the couch with a book in his lap that he's basically forgotten all about because stiles and a 4 year old eli, who are sitting on the floor around the coffee table, are doing arts and crafts together.

and even though they have plastic toddler safe scissors, there's still a rule that only adults are able to use them. so anything eli needs to have cut, with a 'peeeas!' and 'tank you!', he hands it over to stiles.

this is the 6th time he's needed something cut in less than 15 minutes. their kid is going to be the next picasso.

stiles has his tongue hanging out, one elbow leaning on the table and the other elbow bent, sticking out in the air. he's paying some very serious attention trying to cut the complicated star shaped animal with a thin tail and a butt as round as a full moon that eli drew.

seriously, vincent van gogh.

but then a sharp snap, the scent of blood along with 'oh fuu-Dge sticks!' slices through the air.

eli giggles but derek's automatically on his feet and unfortunately that has eli getting serious pretty quick.

'its ok!!', stiles mumbles with his finger in his mouth, then the alpha's there gently taking it to look at the damage.

'it's just a little scratch!', he smiles at eli. the kid has dropped everything he was doing to come rub at stiles' arm and give him kisses wherever he can reach because that's what they do when they get boo-boos. 'der im ok, I swear.'

the cuts a good one but thankfully not too bad like stiles says. (after having eli the human would rather down play his injuries than admit to being in pain and worry their child. so nothing new really besides them having a child now.) all derek does is sigh in relief and pop the finger in his mouth.

which has eli giggling again. he knows the 'on what scale is tata hurt' drill. this one isn't the lowest but its still down there.

after derek has thoroughly made sure the cut is healed and cleaned he looks at eli and says, 'maybe we need to start keeping an eye on tata during arts and crafts, huh?'

'hey!'

and so very seriously, eli sighs, 'yeah, maybe.'

[sterekshipper-writer]

What's my next poll(s)? Well, a ship battle, of course.

Now that we've got our Ultimate Sterek Moment, it's time to move onto a new set of polls. A ship battle. An ultimate ship battle. So, a few things first:

I tried to come up with as MANY ships as I could. I managed to come up with 128. Yes, that many. This is the ship battle to end all ship battles, I guess! Some are a bit out there or more 'meh' but I wanted to try to include as many as I could. I even scoured the internet a bit to find some more out there ships people ship to add them to the list. There are also some poly/threesome ships included in this, as I wanted to be inclusive to those ships as well.

I tried to keep the most popular canon/fanon ships far apart from each other on the bracket to try to keep them away from competing against each other too early. That said, if it somehow ends with with two big ships against each other a bit too early...well, oh well. It is what it is. And also, for the rest of the ships I let the site I used just kinda put them in a random order.

WARNING: Obviously, NO SHIP HATE IN THESE POLLS. Keep it civil! You can disagree with the winners if you're bummed yours didn't get through to the next round/didn't win, of course, but don't go hating on the other ship or its shippers. Also no fighting amongst each other, either. That will not be tolerated and if I see that I will either delete the comment if I can/block the user/or if it's too many people going too far I wish shut this WHOLE thing down. This is meant to be fun and not serious. Remember that, please.

There are some weird/out there/ships maybe some have never heard of in this, because I tried to think of as many as I could (and even then, I don't think I got every teen wolf ship out there) to be as inclusive as I could. Please refrain from making mean comments/laughing at/hating on a ship that's included that's not a more normal ship in the fandom, thank you. If you're bewildered by a ship, just keep comments to a very nice and polite "huh?" As I said above, I will shut this whole thing down if there is too much judgement/hate/etc...

ALL of these ships are meant in a ROMANTIC way, no other way. So vote which one you think is better in a ROMANTIC way, not a platonic way. Even if you don't ship it. If you don't like either and really don't want to vote for either or, then it's okay not to vote in that specific poll.

Because this is a ship battle, there will be two ships per poll. So you're about to see a LOT of poll posts from me...just a warning if you're wondering why there's going to be continued ship poll posts from me 😭

As always, every poll will have a 1 week duration. I will show the brackets as they stand below. And after every round, I will show the updated version, pinned to my blog if you're curious to see every winner of every round.

Lastly, have fun! Let's see what ship lands on top 😎

Here are the brackets - ignore the numbers on them, the site I used just did that🤷‍♀️ (and you'll have a pretty good idea who the winners will be up against next round as well). I will start posting the polls momentarily (but might not get all of them up right away, that might be staggered.)

[sterekshipper-writer]

Randomly missing them...

[sterekshipper-writer]

already posted this on tiktok but figured I'd post it here too

[sterekshipper-writer]

Stiles: [sobbing bc he can’t save the puppy* who is going to FREEZE in the cold]

Claudia and John, who know this is absolutely NOT a dog: [trying to wrestle the pup out of Stiles’ deceptively strong three-year-old grip]

*Derek, not a puppy but a wolf cub who is admittedly tiny for his age: [head empty no thoughts, enjoying the scent and warmth of Stiles’ scarf]

Talia, watching this all go down behind a tree: [plotting how to save her son for the FIFTH TIME THIS SKI SEASON who she’s beginning to suspect doesn’t want to be saved]