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Taking absolute inspiration from this wonderful post [x]

Stiles: You will do well to remember, that I was a member of the Hale pack. I have killed people.

The betas or something: I thought you were an emissary-

Stiles: I had bad days.

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Derek: I can't ask Stiles out, he's best friends with Scott and Scott hates me.

Peter, been banging Chris Argent since '83, mid-blood feud: Skill issue.

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Bodyguard!Derek and First-Son!Stiles AU

reGuardless by raisesomehale  

The president had been to the point when he explained to Derek the rules of the job.

Stiles was in the room while these rules were recited: Never take your eyes off of him in public. That’s how he liked to dodge his last bodyguards. No more than an arm’s length apart. He’s more slippery than you’d think. Escort him to and from appearances. Intervene in any situation that might tarnish the Stilinski image…

The list went on and on. As did the games of chicken Stiles initiated to test Derek with these rules.

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haven’t told y’all about the sterek fic i want, Derek goes off and does his thing and then Stiles goes off and does his FBI thing or whatever. 

Both of them end up on the same blogging platform/gaming site etc. etc. and they end up somehow connecting and talking to one another casually and then more personally.

Derek going by a pseudonym cos hunters and Stiles going by his real name.. They don’t talk about personal stuff much and when they do they both edit and tweak their experiences. 

Derek tells Stiles that he doesn’t have much family left but he doesn’t mention how at first and when he does he says it was a car wreck instead of a fire. Stiles talks about playing lacrosse in high school but doesn’t ever say where. 

Of course they each remind the other of the other and its probably what makes them form a bond in the first place. Yeah, there are some strange coincidences but they chalk it up to that. 

It’s not out of the realm of possibility that they both value their privacy enough that they communicate via text or online only. But they get pretty close, close enough that when Stiles is MIA for awhile and finally is around enough to tell Derek that his computer is on the fritz and he can’t get online much Derek actually buys him a new one, sends it to the P.O box that Stiles has.

Of course they both end up falling for the other while thinking it’s not possible to because they don’t really know each other. Then Derek ends up in the area, maybe Virginia or something and asks Stiles if maybe he would be willing to meet.

And Stiles is totally down but terrified and then they end up meeting somewhere. At first, when they see each other they’re kind of guarded like, did he know, is this a game, is this a trap. But, both of them have this expression on their faces that lets the other know, neither of them had any idea who they were talking to.

Stiles’ hands are shaking when he throws his arms over Derek and hugs him tight, because holy fuck. 

Derek has been going by his middle name, and he’s practiced how to pronounce Stiles’. Stiles is flushed and grinning and can’t help but keep touching Derek kind of casually and without noticing. Derek doesn’t mind, because he can’t believe how fucking lucky he is. 

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I think this is my first Stilinski-Hale Family incorrects quote?

Derek: Stiles, what are you writing Stiles: Hm? Oh, the FBI wants to know what kind of weapons I keep at home. So, I'm letting them know it's private information. Eli, looking over Stiles's shoulder: …Tata. This just says 'Fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Commissioned by Amy Rose, Derek and Stiles being cute together.

There are two versions because my good friend Moecha the life ruiner made fun of them wrapping gifts while bare-chested. Heathen!

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deaton: Let's put this matter aside for the time being. stiles, looking around nervously: Can only you see the Time Being? deaton: Huh? stiles: Is it standing near me? deaton: Who? stiles, on the verge of a panic attack: The Time Being.

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eli: *fucks up* stiles: We're not mad, we're just disappointed. derek: No, we're mad. stiles: Right. We're mad. Livid. But, we're going to let this one slide. derek: What? No, we're not! stiles: well I'm not a mind reader, derek!

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why would he say something so controversial but so true

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Stiles: Derek, it's no use pretending to be upset at us. No offense, but I can read every emotion you're feeling on your face. Derek, growling: Can you read this one? Stiles: Yes! You're trying to be tough and angry, but deep down you're super impressed by what Scott accomplished today, and you're proud of your whole pack for coming together. Derek: Derek: Damn, you're good.

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stiles: I can't believe peter betrayed us again! stiles: Why is it always the ones you most expect?

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Context: This just happened to me.

Stiles' mind any other time: ♪Blood on my shirt, rose in my hand♪- I bet I could figure out how to get the Wolves drunk- ♪Any wrong move and your done for♪- Ugh, how much longer till my dad gets here- ♪I just killed a man, she's my alibi♪- I should've grabbed a hot chocolate on the way here- ♪Eurylochus. Light up six torches.♪- If I get that last assignment done I can whatever I want without guilt afterwards- ♪Imma fight a man♪-

Stiles' mind the moment a deputy comes into the sheriff's office and starts talking about a crime case: *100% focus on what they're saying*

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Been so tired, here's this:

Derek, entering Stiles' room: ...What are you doing Stiles: Got overwhelmed by everything, decided to just disassociate Derek: ... Derek: But why are you on the floor Stiles, indeed laying on the floor: Stiles: Floor time

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Possible version of my au, where both Derek and Stiles get de-aged:

Scott: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real? De-aged Derek, whispering to de-aged Stiles: How old am I? Stiles: 16, babe Derek, sadly: I was 16.

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There’s just something about Stiles being so unflinchingly violent if it’s to protect Derek, of him having vivid fantasies about bashing his bat against Kate’s pretty blonde hair until her brain splatters across the room, about cutting Jennifer’s tongue and arms off so she can’t spell or touch Derek ever again, about lighting Gerard on fire and ripping Kali’s head off her shoulders...