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derek: is that my sweater? kira, looking down confused: no? I stole this from malia malia: oh well I stole it from isaac isaac: it's not mine, I got it from boyd boyd: I took it from danny danny: I got it from lydia lydia: .... I may have stolen it out of allison's closet allison: only because I stole it from jackson first jackson: don't look at me I borrowed it from cora cora: i stole it from erica erica: I only had it because I thought it was stiles'? stiles: oh shit, I did steal that from you derek derek: ...

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sheriff: stiles, we need to talk about your last will. stiles: What about it? sheriff: Well, the fact that you wrote a will. sheriff: Also, the only thing you wrote was "bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with the archaeologists lmao."

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derek: lydia seemed a little suspicious earlier. You didn't tell her about us, did you? stiles: No. Why are you so scared that someone will know we're pounding it out? derek: Because you refer to us sleeping together as "pounding it out".

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peter, at a hale family lunch: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one. laura: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it's mine.

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Stiles: So, we ran the numbers and 9 out of 10 people think we look good together. Derek (cracking his knuckles): Out of curiosity, where does the 10th person live?

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they traumatized a man with big brown doe eyes and a slutty waist and they want me to be normal about it ?

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[texting]

stiles: so whats your favourite hobby derek: stalking stiles: ... ok. stiles: i like reading and listening to music. derek: i know

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erica: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks? boyd: I would slap isaac for free isaac, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

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*Stiles & Derek flirting during the pack meeting*

*The rest of pack are rolling their eyes. Erica walks up to the two*

Erica: So when are you gonna kiss and film it?

*Stiles starts blushing*

*Dereks mouth hangs wide open with a shocked look on his face*

*Erica smirks while the pack cackles*

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One of my favorite things that have been pointed out abt Derek Hale

Derek: I'm damaged and broken

Stiles: Yeah, but you own thumbholed shirts and wear a jacket with long sleeves that hide your hands

Derek: You deserve someone better

Stiles: And you think I don't deserve someone who wears thumbholes?

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sheriff: How many scars do you have stiles? stiles: I'm not sure, I've never really kept track derek: Thirty two sheriff: stiles:

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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

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High school AU where the Hales send their kids to Devenford instead of BHHS, but Stiles and Derek still end up dating.

Stiles talks about his "loser (affectionate) boyfriend" all the time, but he hardly ever says Derek's first name and never says his last name, so the rest of the squad is 99.8% (Scott is the 0.02% holdout) convinced that Stiles is making him up bc he's the only single Pringle left in the group and his claims that "Derek" is a Devenford student is an excuse for them never seeing him. They're not bursting his bubble yet but they are taking notes to call him out with later.

"Facts" About Stiles's "Boyfriend" Derek:

Total nerd

Plays a sportsball (Stiles says it specifically like this to make Jackson's eye twitch)

Rides a bike

Sucks at video games

Has at least two sisters

When Lydia's famous birthday party rolls around and Stiles asks if he can bring Derek, everyone expects him to either show up alone or not at all. They do not expect him to show up with Derek Fucking Hale.

LIKE??? HELLO??? That is DEREK HALE??? Of the founding-family-of-Beacon-Hills, richer-than-God, own-most-of-this-town Hales??? (Of the basically-werewolf-royalty, shinest-of-shiny-Pokémon, full-shifting-into-literal-wolves Hales???) The Derek Hale who rides a VINTAGE MOTORCYCLE ("that's still a bike?"/"not the point, stiles!") and is the reason BHHS has not won a SINGLE BASKETBALL GAME this entire goddamn SEASON???

THIS is who you've been calling your LOSER BOYFRIEND????

"He likes Star Trek more than Star Wars."

MIECZYSŁAW STILINSKI--