Spencer Reid. Twenty-two years old. All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment I'm thinking about one thing, Tyler Hoechlin hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people. I'm exquisite.
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I’m probably gonna go a little inactive here again ‘cause I miss my RP blog. If anyone wants to keep in touch or follow it, here’s the link.
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I'm probably gonna go a little inactive here again 'cause I miss my RP blog. If anyone wants to keep in touch or follow it, here's the link.
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"What scared me wasn’t that he’d pushed me. What scared me was how much he wanted to hurt me more. What scared me is that I’d finally realized I am frightened of my own husband.”
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Dear SmartPhone users
Please stop sending “emojis”, or whatever they’re called to people. There are still people out there who don’t want a computer in their pocket and it’s fucking annoying to be constantly interpreting what these empty boxes could possibly mean. Remember this?:
:), ;), :-*, :(, :’(, >:(
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When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job
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If you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
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Haven’t you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humor, poor conversationalist.
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