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Related to my last post about Jake as a woman being Dasha coded…AUSTIN IS SUCH A FUCKING HANGSTER FIRST BREAK UP SONG my mind is made

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Okay but Dasha (the country singer) as a concept blueprint for rule 63! Jake Seresin?? Line dancey, glittery horsegirl Jake?? In this ted talk I will…

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My mother, in our year of the lord 2024: I’ve just started watching Teen Wolf and…like, I think I’m going crazy because does Derek and…oh, what’s his name again?

Me, strangled: Stiles?

Mum: Yes! Stiles! Do they get together?

Me:

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the authors note of all time

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On this Episode of Derek Hale Once Said:

Peter: Coming back from the dead might have left my abilities somewhat impaired, my hearing is just fine. If you have something to say,say it straight to my face.

Derek: We don't like you. Now shut up and help us

Peter: fair enough

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teen wolf is a show that aired in 2011 on mtv and is about a bunch of Only Children bullying a guy whose family recently died in a fire

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Get to Know Me Meme: 2/7 Male TV Characters - Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf

Guess what? All of us can’t be true alphas. Some of us have to make mistakes. Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes. Some of us are human!

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ISAAC LAHEY 2x05: Venomous

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"A human with fangs" ugh YES. Derek is not human! He has never once been human. Why would he act like a human?? Let him be weird and creepy and obsessed!!

I do enjoy soft!Derek, but ultimately he's a wolf in human skin. He needs to act like it!

WOLF IN HUMAN SKIN

YES

He is going to be wary of strangers, he is going to be possessive of what he considers his and he will bite, snap and growl. Derek Hale is a predator. He will stalk his prey. And, guess what, it will not be weird for him to do! It's natural. And I also love making Derek bite Stiles, because the amount of videos I watched of wolves grooming each other and play-biting... It's so gentle and so cute.

But also, when Derek is soft... It only shows the amount of trust he has in person he's with that he allows himself that softness. It's special and rare.

Also I watched "I Lived with Wolves for 72 hours by Yes Theory and I recommend everyone who loves were/wolves to watch it, wolves are so loyal.

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a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

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Okay but I can’t stop thinking about girl!Jake (Jake Bradley and ice and mav all as women, everyone else can be canon gender I guees), fighting tooth and nail to get on the boys football team in high school and killing it on the field and then putting on a cute little sun dress and being all charming country cowgirl esque and all the boys love her and the girls don’t know what to do with her, but she bonds with girls over ‘girly’ things (which she genuinely does love) and with boys about sports and how her brothers taught her to fix cars, and the whole school would fuck her if she let them. But she won’t…

But Jake wants to fly planes, and she can’t do that if she’s out, so she makes out with her gal pals at sleep overs and complains to her best friend Javy. He and her joke that Jake should have been into men so they could be together, but they both are ride or die and understand that their friendship is just as important as any future partners they may have.

Jake falls in love with a woman who’s a little older than their cohort and always wears dumb Hawaiian shirts and has these stupid curls and long long legs. Bradley clearly has some big attachment issues and is incredibly avoidant one minute and then when they’re alone she’s all over Jake. Sure, they have to be careful of DADT, but women are allowed to physical in a way men aren’t, so what gives?? The only person Jake sees Bradley be affectionate with without reservation is Natasha Trace and it makes Jake want to set her own plane on fire. Why can’t Jake and Bradley cuddle in the rec room the way Bradley and Nat do? It would be fine…

So she flies like she’s on fucking fire, just like her hero (and ‘celebrity’ crush) Maverick (one of the first female fighter pilots, one of the best pilots ever) and unknowingly triggers the fuck out of Bradley who pushes her away further. Jake tells Bradley she loves her before graduation, Bradley tells her they have to choose flying or each other, and she doesn’t want to ask that of Jake, so she chose for them. She wants Jake to fly and forget they ever were more than friends.

Javy, being besties with Jake, has no reservations with hitting women in a fist fight, which he makes very clear to Bradley after she breaks Jake’s heart. Bradley ruins the satisfaction by basically saying please hit me and crying all over Javy, who is just too weirded out by measured and detached (when it comes to Jake) Bradley Bradshaw sobbing about how everything always ends and people always die or lie or get torn away and Javy better fucking punch her lights out and promise to make sure Jake is happy and in the sky and he better fucking promise not to mention this conversation to Jake. Javy calls Nat to come get Bradley. He doesn’t punch her in the face like she so desperately wants him to. It seems to earn Javy brownie points with Nat.

Jake doesn’t learn about that conversation for many years. She does learn other things though. DADT ends and her other lifelong hero Admiral Tomaszi ‘Iceman’ Kazansky comes out in the aftermath, as a lesbian (which, duh have you seen that woman’s frosted tipped flat top????). Iceman gets a lot of flack from all ranks, but her achievements speak for themselves and Jake is in total awe. In the release Kazansky spoke of the harm DADT had done her community and her family, and she hoped it was a step forward. She mentioned a partner, and there was a slew of speculation, but Jake was too busy getting laid to give it much thought. She sent Bradley a text, one of solidarity and excitement: “if THE ICEMAN can come out so can we 🎉” Bradley leaves her on read. Jake gets the hint. Etc etc…

I have more weird lesbian brain worms, but idk if I’ll keep going or write this, but HANGSTER AS LESBIANS WHY HAS NO ONE DONE IT????

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More lesbians of top gun au thoughts in no particular order:

Bradley and Mav are bi

Ice and Jake are lesbians

People who don’t know shit about queer culture and presentation always assume Jake is straight: she likes wearing girly little dresses and cowgirl boots and she keeps her hair long. Part of it was compensating for her athletic interest, but mostly she just likes being the bell of the ball

In my head this female!Bradley dresses exactly like canon Bradley, but sometimes just in sports bras under the Hawaiian shirts, she played softball in highschool and college, everyone thinks she’s a lesbian always, which was funny because she did genuinely like guys too! Before she fell out with Mav those two bonded over that a little bit, but she could tell it made Mav and Ice cringe when Bradley talked about how it would come in handy to also like men in the Navy

Nat is a lesbian, but human sexuality is complicated and she definitely is in love with Javy

Javy refuses to think about his complex relationship with gender and sexuality and the fact that his type is apparently redheads, lesbians who have threatened to beat him up, and guys who like shitty IPAs

Jake, Nat, and Bradley have all slept with Halo lol

Callie and Nat are the queer women besties that got that way after being together for several years. Callie ships JavyNat the most ardently

Jake and Callie had some good old fashioned lesbian gal pal sex to celebrate the DADT repeal and then went their separate ways with affection (Jake did also cry about Bradley ghosting her and Callie was a great pal)

Callie and Bradley hooked up once at some point before Callie and Nat dated

Mav and some civilian gay guy pal do the whole lavender marriage thing, because while Mav is obsessed with flying she wants to raise a baby with Ice so so bad and their friend [idk what first name] Trace and his boyfriend want a baby too, but are under fire for seeming gay as is Mav

To the world Natasha Trace Mitchell is Petra Mitchell and Mr. Trace’s poor child of a broken marriage that only lasted a year and a half. To Nat she’s the luckiest kid ever with two awesome moms and two awesome dads. When she follows in her mothers’ footsteps of flying for the navy, Mav convinces her to drop the Mitchell—better not to have that rep hanging over her.

Bradley and Nat are what brown people (like me lol) call cousin-sisters, close and loving and protective and they’ve both grown up learning to keep their family’s secrets out of safety.

Bradley’s papers still get pulled, but it’s not Mav and Ice, it’s Carole interception all possible sponsors from nominating her daughter for the academy. Ice and Mav know what she’s doing and try to stop it, but it’s a dying woman’s wish and they are all so tired and scared and sad. They keep it from Bradley because they don’t want her to see this side of Carole.

Bradley still storms out and doesn’t talk to IceMav until after the uranium mission. It drives quite a big wedge between her and Nat, but Nat misses her big sister so she lets it go as long as Bradley and IceMav promise to keep her out of it

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