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You, a fake clone, are stuck in the classic “Shoot one, let one live” situation. To your horror, the person with the gun outsmarts you and uncovers that you were fake all along. Just as you brace yourself for the bullet, they point their gun towards the real person and pulls the trigger.
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"Are you going to kill me?"
"No. Who told you I was going to kill you?"
"Um... everyone?"
"Typical."
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Your roommate is so bad at pretending to be a human, you’ve started to just automatically back him up in public. Tonight he tells you how nice it is to know the only other alien in the city, and you have to break the bad news
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Karriposting. Today’s theme: Midnight, Karri’s brother (littermate).
Midnight was my cat for 12.5 years; he passed away suddenly of pancreatic cancer right after his 12th birthday.
He was very sweet, but a total Rat Bastard™️. He quite literally ate two gaming consoles (through chewing wires), a television system, a Christmas tree, and every house plant my parents ever tried to keep! He was a stinky old boy and we loved him very much.
#Karri#Karriposting#cat#kitty#my cat#my cats#my son#my boy#i miss you little buddy#you were like my shadow#we loved you lots#rememberance#rest in peace#black cat#black Kitty#kitten#black kitten#void#my little void#and shadow
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Karriposting. Today’s theme: Karri’s baby pictures! Apologies for the poor quality in some— these pics are 14 years old.
Look at how tiny she was. She was always my world, even when I was just a stupid kid. I couldn’t ask for a better cat and companion.
The black kitten pictured with her is Midnight, her brother and littermate. He was a very good cat. I’ll post about him tomorrow.
#my cat#cat#cats#catblr#cats of tumblr#Karri#Karriposting#cat baby pictures#kitten#kittens!!#so smol#cute#cute babies#my babies#I miss Midnight a lot
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Belly rubs
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Rare Karripost! Karri is now… A supervillain?!
At tabletop last night, one of my friends made a joke that we should give her a steel prosthetic tooth and let her “kill” (eat) all of our Dungeons and Dragons enemies. I thought it would be funny if I drew Karri with a prosthetic steel tooth, and here we are…
#karriposting#drawing#doodle#shitpost#my art#joke art#funny#silly#cute#cat#my cat#Karri#dungeons and dragons#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#dnd#dnd5e#ttrpg#ttrpg art#princess#princess cat#kitty#kitten
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Karriposting. Today’s theme: Karri interrupting her mom’s work.
She likes to climb on my desk, in my lap, and on my chair… Especially when I’m in the middle of a project.
#Karri#karriposting#cat#my cat#kitty#she’s so unapologetic#and unaware#it’s hard to tell if she does this intentionally or if she just wants attention that badly#I love her antics though#she’s mouthy#silly#and pretty#my cat is my baby#and I am a cat mom#catblr#cats of tumblr
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Karriposting. Today’s theme: Karri sitting in her window spot!
She loves laying in the warm sunlight. Despite the fact it’s over 90 degrees Fahrenheit today and she’s covered in very thick fluff, it seems like she always wants to be warmer… Couldn’t be me.
#Karri#Karriposting#cat#my cat#kitty#fluffy kitty#my girl#she’s just a cloud#she looks so pretty when the sunlight falls in stripes#it’s like she’s glowing#my baby#she’s so pretty#I love her so much#cat mom#cat parent#she is my child
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in the trailer for season 1, Rocky looks so scrunkly and so adorableeeEEAGGOAIHAOHA
And then you have pliot!Rocky and he is like, this-
Anyways I love my unhinged theater kid son <3 /p
#rocky#rocky rickaby#lackadaisy film#lackadaisy#lackadaisy cats#I'm so stoked for lackadaisy bro#I've been following it from the comic days#I remember binging the entire comic in one night back in high school when I had a theater production going on#time well spent tbh#independent animation#animation#art
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
#caves are fucking lit dude#look at those amazing rock formations#my rock nerd is coming out#I might focus more in biology but geology is still very important for my field#like#just think about how old these things are#caves#cave#caving#cave landscapes#art ideas#nature#nature is fucking lit
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Reason to Live #9400
Getting to lay on the floor in the sun with your cat. – Guest Submission
(Please don’t add negative comments to these posts.)
#help#hope#reason to live#depressed#depression#anxiety#mental illness#cats#we don't deserve cats#my cat is my sunshine
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Great news! The vet said Karri is a-okay and that sometimes older cats just lose their teeth; I think I knew in my heart she was fine, I was just having a Parental Panic™️ moment.
Here she is with her three little fangs instead of four! While she might be an old girl, she’s still as pretty, sassy, and chatty as she can be!
#cat#my cat#Karri#Karriposting#catblr#cats of tumblr#kitty#cute#adorable#my cat is my baby#and my life#and my everything#she’s so perfect
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Kitty Update
Welp. Karriposting lasted three days before a hiccup: health scare time. My poor girl suddenly lost one of her charming little fangs! I'm told this is normal for a cat her age (she's 14), but it's still worth a vet visit.
My brave little honey-bun is going to the vet to have it looked at tomorrow, so let's hope she has a (mostly) clean bill of health.
#my cat#catblr#cats of tumblr#cat health update#cat#my cat is my baby#and my life#she is my everything#please let this be a normal vet trip
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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke
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Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist
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Karriposting: Day 3.
Today’s theme: Karri showing off her fluffiness. Is she a cat, or a massive ball of fluff DISGUISED as a cat?
This little fur ball sparks so much joy.
#Karri#my cat#catblr#cats of tumblr#cat#kitty#fluffy girl#what a baby#using her as a pillow is the softest thing in the world#she’s so perfect
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