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zelek: i can’t get you out of my head.

cairo: then you should get a new head.

zelek: i would, but I have great hair.

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cairo: you actually make a good argument.

zelek: i do some of my best work when I bullshit.

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edythe: you do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.

nazrin: actually, I do more. you just catch seven.

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zelek: you love not being kind to people!

cairo: i don't love it. i'm just really good at it.

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zelek: i think i know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.

edythe: i hate gossip.

edythe: ...who's it about?

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nazrin: this is totally amazing! extraordinary, even.

cairo: this is horrible! literally the worst thing that could happen.

nazrin: i see we're totally in sync on this.

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i'm literally an artist who doesnt create anything. no i can't explain it to you

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vintage romance comic books for lovestruck attorneys

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gay af to be a lawyer. why are you defending other men? so they'll fall in love with you? so you can fuck them?

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zelek, talking to cairo: get a girlfriend man

edythe: or a boyfriend, he's bi

zelek: damn son you get no bitches for real

edythe: that's what i've been fucking saying like-

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i spent an hour on this shitpost

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Not 1, not 2, but 3 black ppl and 2 queer women made it out of a horror movie alive and are directly responsible for defeating the antagonist

This is the most joy I've ever experienced after watching a horror trilogy

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Likes charge, reblogs cast

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once again why did we let masquerade balls and handwritten letters and heart lockets and daggers strapped to thighs go out of fashion

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Helluva Boss episode 6 spoilers without context

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Behind every hill there is a Giant hiding, they’re very shy so you rarely get to see them