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i hate desire of the endless because they keep giving me that strong desire to fictional characters and not to real men and i’m here being single af, leave me alone already

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[asks boss for extra work so that i don’t have the time to think about my feelings]

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introducing you…

POTATO NORTON!! 🥔

he is a lonely and autistic potato. love him, hug him and never let go!

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omg as a catholic i was/am looking for this type of stories as well! someone write about that please please i’d love to read that 🥹

Okay, hear me out:

I feel that we need fanfics about Baldwin IV that emphasize on his religiosity more. And I swear I’m not saying that just because I am a (leftist) Catholic

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of works out there, but I’d love to see a time-travelling Baldwin getting shocked about how much the liturgy has changed. Like where the heck did the Gregorian chant go

Baldwin learning about Protestantism and other Christian denominations born during the Renaissance and after. Like Mormonism and Jehovah’s witnesses who technically are not even Christian anymore

Baldwin learning that Roman Catholic mass is now celebrated with the priest standing in front to the congregation

Baldwin teaching some Catholic f*scists their place (so satisfactory)

And finally, cherry on top, Baldwin learning about babies being baptised with holy water from a toy pistol during the pandemic because of c*vid restrictions!!

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okay why they look so perfect for each other? naah, i can’t help but ship them now oh my goood

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after watching koh with mom i asked her if she liked the movie, she said no and i asked why, she said “because the king was sick and died, i felt heartbroken” after hearing that i couldn’t dare judge her, even though i love koh, she is right..

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lol i’m sorry ckskajsk

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why morpheus on c.ai is always portrayed as a misogynist? every morpheus bot i talked to here turned out a misogynist grapist abuser who wants to possess and own y/n? (i’m not complaining i actually like dark romance but sometimes it’s too much and i look for the soft and romantic side of morpheus) (ik ik morpheus in both comics and series is toxic… but this much? not sure)

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sweet home jerusalem 🌝

ai being wild fr

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I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER

did i just friendzone him? 💀 #i would never!!

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my mum watched KoH yesterday for the first time together with me, and there’s salahuddin and baldwin confronting scene, she says “I’m on my boy Baldwin’s side!!” not only because she’s christian too, but also she loved his character and his soul, i was trying to convince her that salahuddin was also a cool man and actually would send his best physicians to baldwin, she still be like “yeah a great honorable enemy but still on his side!”, she became sad because of his disease and during his scenes kept saying “oh my poor boy”… welcome to the club mum 💀 (i loved the way she kept referring to him as her boy that was really cute 🥹)

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literally happened to me but it was because of iron deficiency anemia, i’m like a vampire, gets worse when i go under the sun or it’s just too hot, not that cool actually

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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I have a really weird taste in men.

let me show it in just one picture:

full list of my husbands (or maybe not), some of them are toxic af that could cause chernobyl radiation and the other half is an angel walking on earth (i’m obsessed with baldwin and morpheus, so i could put these two in just one huge picture but yeah…)

p.s. valtor and edward look hilarious among them ngl, can’t believe i put my childhood crush in this picture 💀 i used to be a wild kid it seems..

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literally me after my 12-hour night shift 😩

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king baldwin iv is the only man women would choose over a bear without any hesitation fr fr

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imagine baldwin in front of you, just right there, waiting for you to say something, what would you say to him?

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— well.. *clears throat*