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help a trans girl pay rent so she and 4 partners can stay housed? 🩵

sorry my other posts got a little overwhelming the main thing is rent. we need 500 usd at the very least. thats not even addressing our other bills.

anything helps 💚

k0-fi softsleepyselkie 🩵

v3nmo selkieslime 🩵

c@shapp $SelkieSlime 🩵

$355/500 !!! 💚

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Things worn down by people.

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there’s so much crazy shit u can do to an egg

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Girl wearing a collar and leash with a big orange vest that reads "Therapy Dog" cheerfully ordering two cheeseburgers for herself and the socially anxious girl holding the other end of the leash

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THE AGE OF 40 IS IN DEMAND

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"I think it might be well to take good care of our departed friend's mount, since he evidently prized her so highly." He sent two men to the pasture with instructions to rope the mare and put her in the strongest stall of his own stable. But the men had not yet reached the pasture gate when the white mare jumped the fence and was gone into the night like a falling star. The two men stood where they were for a time, not heeding the Mayor's commands to come back; and neither ever said, even to the other, why he stared after the magician's mare so long. But now and then after that, they laughed with wonder in the middle of very serious events, and so came to be considered frivolous sorts.

I imagine this quote from The Last Unicorn is how having had sex with an elf would show

Some of you have never had sex with an elf and it shows

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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someone kiss me dammit! fuck!

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gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

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today i ran barefoot down the middle of the highway into oncoming traffic to scoop this thing

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would be fun if for once characters in a scifi story landed on a planet and it was like desert or whatever and theyre like ooh... a desert world.... and the people who live there are like what? no? this is just a desert. planets are very big. they have multiple biomes

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for sale ogre club never swung

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Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--

My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.