21 | I am beyond the power of words to describe. I have the grace of a monster truck and the subtlety of a second monster truck. Names may be used, but none will be the truth. The Babydog that can be named is not the absolute Babydog. If you name me anyway, I'll love you forever.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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The "hater" is such a modern device, and yet I feel like you could transport it to almost any point in history and it would catch on immediately. It slots right into the whole evil-eye tradition, and it can interface with the boasting/satire culture associated with bards and verbal contests. You could imagine Beowulf calling Unferth a hater. And then the sense of the word "hate" itself is basically locked in by Middle English, so it could pretty easily have been present since Chaucer if the circumstances had been different. If any of you end up travelling back to medieval times you should absolutely pitch them on this, it will probably come up organically while you're trying to teach them germ theory
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the doll is not real but she says she is so we have to pretend she is ok?
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The funniest aspect of a child crime fighter is that sometimes they’re going to run into something that makes no sense because they don’t have the life experience. Because they’re nine.
Like Robin runs into a guy who works for The Penguin and the guy just throws his hands up like, “Don’t hit! I’m not an enforcer. I’m an accountant.”
Robin:
Robin, squaring up: I don’t know what that is.
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this girl shows up when there is an error on my mixer and I just want to let her to know that I'm not mad at her
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got hired by a rural commune to unpasteurize their milk. i just put stuff in there.
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Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers
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