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My annotated Dracula has informed me that when Harker said his robber steak was “in the style of the London cat’s-meat!” he was referring to “A tradition in London was the “cat’s-meat man,” a vendor who sold little bits of meat on skewers for consumption by cats”

I am overjoyed by this knowledge that there were Victorians just randomly getting lil kebabs for their CATS

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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Since when does Variety publish rpf

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If I win the lottery I would immediately hire a Grima Wormtongue style gremlin to follow me around and insinuate that my every action is a move of evil genius. I want a little minion dressed all in black crouched next to me saying "Yesssss my liege, a wise choice sir," as I pick out macaroni and cheese at the store

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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

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Fandom holidays are wild because you could be like "Its Gazpacho Soup Day Eve!" And people would actually know what you mean.

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the filling in question was chicken

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this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

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I've started playing this new game when I'm bored where I look up shitty T-shirts with pictures and slogans on them intended to be worn to very specific occasions and I try to think of a different place where it would be way funnier to wear it

Some Examples:

ONE

EASTER SHIRT

Intended wear: Family event, community event

Funnier place to wear it: Fertility clinic

TWO

ST. PATRICK'S DAY SHIRT

Intended wear: At a bar with the boys

Funier place to wear it: BDSM club. With the boys

THREE

HALLOWEEN MATERNITY

Intended wear: Low-effort Halloween event

Funner place to wear it: Abortion procedure

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