starwarstimebabey
fuck you! [stars your wars]
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starwarstimebabey · 6 months ago
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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starwarstimebabey · 8 months ago
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considering that canonically we know anakin is a robotics nerd with 1 friend (who he calls Dad by mistake at least once a week) and 0 rizz, i’m very enamoured by the fact that in any NO66 Good End AU, all of the jedi would be so confused that HE was the one with the secret wife. i have a scene in my head where a couple council members, let’s say depa and mace, are chilling gossiping and depa says “omg GUESS who’s secretly married” and mace names every single member of the order living and dead before guessing anakin
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starwarstimebabey · 1 year ago
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good afternoon kotor nation
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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Raise ur hand if you think its funny that kreia said isolation can weaken you but also complains about how many people are on the ebon hawk
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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for the low low price of 5000$ when (if) im ever done writing me coruscant is an eldritch being fic i will not write one about tattoine being one and will not come up with somethign for the other city planets
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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apathy! is! death!
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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good evening
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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every star wars alien is so good and then there’s
this
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did
I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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so i’ve got one kotor 2 playthrough that before koriban was so lightsided that fucking sparkles were happening so i decided to start a second one where i was like “im going to make not lightside choices! im going to be mean!” and i am absolutely failing at that :) 
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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the way kotor 2 talks about the force is literally the worst thing that could happen to me, someone existentially horrified by deserts
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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HK-47? Hes gay now
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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starwarstimebabey · 2 years ago
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I need everyone to understand that my brain has latched on to atton saying that kreia kotor2 must have had a beautiful face once and now is screaming to write gilf kreia ok im holding back and its a heroic fucking effort
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