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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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considering that canonically we know anakin is a robotics nerd with 1 friend (who he calls Dad by mistake at least once a week) and 0 rizz, i’m very enamoured by the fact that in any NO66 Good End AU, all of the jedi would be so confused that HE was the one with the secret wife. i have a scene in my head where a couple council members, let’s say depa and mace, are chilling gossiping and depa says “omg GUESS who’s secretly married” and mace names every single member of the order living and dead before guessing anakin
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Raise ur hand if you think its funny that kreia said isolation can weaken you but also complains about how many people are on the ebon hawk
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for the low low price of 5000$ when (if) im ever done writing me coruscant is an eldritch being fic i will not write one about tattoine being one and will not come up with somethign for the other city planets
#i mind my own business and then boom the brainrot comes in#like im sorry but look look lookkkkk#deserts fuckingggg like vore the land around them thats what desertification is babey#theyre basically eldritch monstrosity biomes no i dont accept concrit#and yes i will apply this to every cityplanet and desert world in starwars and u cant stop me#abd thatts because kotor ii and the way it characterized the force changed my brain chemistry utterly
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every star wars alien is so good and then there’s
this
#can't believe someone is talking shit about my boy :/#his legends backstory (which was fucking tragic) didn't get retconned for this :/#max rebo
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palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man
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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did
I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku
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so i’ve got one kotor 2 playthrough that before koriban was so lightsided that fucking sparkles were happening so i decided to start a second one where i was like “im going to make not lightside choices! im going to be mean!” and i am absolutely failing at that :)
#im still on telos in my second playthrough so like#theres time? i guess?#might fuck around make bank from the first 1-2 missions w the smuggling#to try and fix my failure to be a dick#and then turn him in?#maybe?
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the way kotor 2 talks about the force is literally the worst thing that could happen to me, someone existentially horrified by deserts
#like im not sorry at all#the idea of places getting covered in echoes of both good and bad actions#of wounds in the force#of hunger given flesh#combine that shit with desertification and i become fucking insuferable#im writing one fic currently about the idea of coruscant having consciousness given to it by those echoes and by the city planet version of#desertification which would be cityfication i guess?#just all those echoes and the hungry way the city consumes the planet down to the core the way it slowly consumes the sky as it grows and#spreads.#a place given power through the echoes of all who live on it of the hungry spread drawing more people to it to build it further to spread it#and you know what? after this is done i'll probably write another one#kotor 2#???
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#mandalore the preserver#canderous ordo#g0-t0#goto#kotor 2#star wars#am i morally wrong for bringing homestuck into this yes#am i factually wrong??#that is the real question :/#anyways i think im hilarious!
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I need everyone to understand that my brain has latched on to atton saying that kreia kotor2 must have had a beautiful face once and now is screaming to write gilf kreia ok im holding back and its a heroic fucking effort
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