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laurie 😔

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Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

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HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!

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Tech Portal Master Crisp (that's me >:])

When the fixation gets so bad you gotta make a self insert... Click read more for lore & facts

Crisp is a young (well by "young", still over 100 years old) portal master that specifically works with and cares for skylanders of the tech element. She is a cunning, steam mechanic robot, however only her outer skin is truly "metal", her insides are still consiting of several organic body parts. Some wires and circuitry still work inside of her, surrounded by blood and tissue.

Surprisingly, Crisp didn't always have a body like this, nor was that even her original name. She originated from Earth but eventually came across a portal to another dimension. Unfortunately she happened to fall in and has been transported into the Skylands. After this incident she has transformed into this bionic, puppet-like robot. She has no memories of her past life or what her original name was. She was later found and discovered that she had great control over portals and objects, making her a perfect fit for a portal master.

Various trivia:

- She's a mechanic which specifically specializes in steampunk machinery.

- She helped create all the locks throughout skylands to keep potential enemies out. Unfortunately overtime the locks got infested by the lockmaster imps and just became obstacles for the skylanders.

- The amulet around her neck is a polished piece of tech traptanium. It helps keep the energy of her mechanic side at a stable rate.

- She has the closest bond with the other robot skylanders, and helps fix or recover them when they are badly damaged in battles.

- When the wilikins discovered her existence, they grew very attatched to her due to similar appearances. She was originally bothered by this at first but soon accepted it. The wilikins now view her as an odd motherly figure.

- She still yearns to remember about her previous life. Her only knowledge is that she originated from Earth, but unfortunately if she ever returns her new body wouldn't be able to function.

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when a character i love and care for has to face the consequences of their previous actions

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anyway my hot take is that the modern night-of live reporting model is bad and probably should be illegal. democracy is not a spectator sport and the fact that news outlets are allowed to exploit partial vote counts for ratings is ghoulish. there is nothing you can learn the night of a major election that has greater value than waiting the several days to a week that it will take, and always has taken, for the final vote totals to be established

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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

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skytober victory lap - days 29-31

31/31 completed,, at what cost? i have drawn more things for skylanders in this one month than i have in years LMAOOO

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Me when they are talking about skylanders

but they start talking bad about superchargers

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kids get me outta here im stuck in a fake png

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only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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compilation

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time