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stars-loser-blog · 3 days ago

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Today on Daily Planet Media; Reporter Clark Kent reviews and ranks his Lookalikes! Featuring Lois Lane.

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stars-loser-blog · 3 days ago

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die your daughter.

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stars-loser-blog · 6 days ago

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Bruce Wayne with soft spoken reader

he thinks it's adorable

the quiet softness of your voice contrasts to the rest of his loud chaotic lifestyle

whenever he can't hear you, he leans down to your height with his face next to yours

"What was that, sweetheart?"

having his undivided attention makes you flustered

you can feel him smile against your cheek

even though you talk quietly, you're far from being meek and shy

when conversing with people, you often let out witty comebacks or sarcastic remarks

this makes Bruce laugh out loud

everyone else looks around in confusion

he just tells them not to worry about it

he's very smug in the fact that he's the only one close enough to hear you

however, it does come with its downsides

when you're in a group setting, it's hard to be heard over all the commotion

trying to speak louder can be physically uncomfortable for you

because of this, you tend to fade into the background

bruce makes sure to pull you back in, though

no matter what, you can count on him to be paying attention

at the end of the day, when you're both lying in bed, he'll gently place his hand on your throat and rub it with his thumb

it doesn't make the ache go away but somehow it makes you feel better. warmer.

there in your shared bed, you're free to simply whisper to your beloved husband

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stars-loser-blog · 6 days ago

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Pissing off your husband is your love language. One of your favorite tactics for stirring Bruce up is simply calling him bro, dude, friend, or any other platonic endearment.

You two are playfully bickering, and you hit him with, "Yeah bro, whatever you say." and he's immediately turning with widened eyes.

"BRO? We've been married 10 years and have 7 children together, and you call me BRO? We stopped being bros the moment my tongue went down your throat, you little shit."

He's playfully crowding into your space as he rants. You look away and attempt to suppress a smile from forming. He continues his tirade while ducking his head down to meet your eyes, "Is this a frat house? I am your husband, your lover, your beloved one and only. I can't believe you'd insult me with this... this... BRO nonsense."

You can't help but break and let out an all too amused laugh. You spent the next few minutes holding his face in your hands and kissing the petulant pout off his lips. All while assuring him that he is indeed the love of your life and not just a bro.

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stars-loser-blog · 8 days ago

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Headcanon that a fact very rarely known about Damian Wayne al Ghul, son of Bruce What emotion am I feeling today Wayne, is that he's a crier. Whenever he's having a bad day, the only thing that can fix it and make him feel better is a long, hard cry.

Of course, he's learned to cry completely silently (growing up in the league that viewed every supposed weakness as lethal will do that to you). He's also very good at compartmentalization and can push it down until he has time and privacy enough to let go.

When he first came to the manor, it was in the in suite bathroom behind two locked doors with the shower running. Once he started trusting him, it was on his eldest brother's shoulder.

The day he goes to Bruce to be held when he's crying, his father goes wide eyed, heart so full of love it hurts and it's like finding he has a son all over again.

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stars-loser-blog · 8 days ago

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Pediatrician damian except he treats every kid with the same amount of respect and attentiveness that he would give an adult.

Pediatrician damian who will tell parents with barely concealed distaste to shut up when they talk over their children during an appointment.

Pediatrician damian who is always watching his patients, searching for if the injury they got from "falling" is actually just that or if the injury has to do with the impatient and anxious parents nearby.

Pediatrician Damian who cares so SO much about every kid and who he learns to be comforting and gentle for because he doesn't want to cause them any more anxiety before their flu shots.

Pediatrician damian who is still a hero at heart and who has kicked ass when his hospital was briefly taken hostage by rogues. Who immediately jumped into a fight because the crying of tiny terrified children echoed in his ears and he was filled with enough righteous anger his 10 year old self would stagger.

Pediatrician damian who does everything in his power to make sure every kid who needs it gets Healthcare.

Pediatrician damian who refers to his patients as his kids.

Pediatrician damian who I'm SOBBING OVER

@puppiesandnightlock I have a lot of feelings bestie 😭

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stars-loser-blog · 9 days ago

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another headcannon where bruce wayne keeps a collection of secret "dad journals." they start off as grim, meticulous logs about patrols, mission details, and crime patterns in gotham. over time, they shift into something way more personal — pure dad energy.

instead of just documenting cases, bruce starts writing down random thoughts about his kids:

"dick executed a flawless takedown tonight. the boy never stops smiling. proud."

"jason’s instincts continue to sharpen. he found three exits before i spotted one. i hope he knows how valuable that is."

"tim solved a case faster than the computer. he needs to remember sleep is not optional."

"damian did not decapitate anyone this week. progress."

eventually, jason finds the journals — because of course jason finds everything — and the batfam collectively loses it.

one journal has a full-page entry about cass: "her grace in combat is unmatched. she reminds me of martha, strong and silent but full of heart."

there’s even an entry in alfred’s handwriting, after bruce insisted he contribute:

"master bruce is absurdly sentimental but would rather face ten jokers than admit it."

dick demands group readings during family nights, complete with dramatic voices. jason tries to keep a straight face and fails every time. damian storms off muttering about "weak emotions."

bruce just grumbles under his breath and keeps writing — like they won’t find the next one too.

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stars-loser-blog · 11 days ago

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a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

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stars-loser-blog · 12 days ago

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Superbatfam au: all of the batfam come down with a bad cold and the supfam have to take care of everything and care for the batfam

“Alright team,” Clark is leaning on the kitchen table, looking for all the world like a General briefing his lieutenants. “It’s day three and the pandemic has now spread to every human in this house. We’ve got four upstairs in bed but the battle’s not over yet. Three are still up still trying to do bat things and those that are down could rise at any moment. We must act fast. These are your new assignments. Kon. I need at least a litre of chicken noodle soup, stat.”

“On it.”

“Kara. You’re on pillow patrol. If any of the sleepers wake you make sure they’re comfortable and keep them in bed.”

“Yes chief.”

“Chris. I need you to find as many tissues as you can.”

“Okay!”

“Jon. I need you to try to convince Damian to come to bed. I don’t care how you do it, but we need to get him down.”

“What are you going to do?”

Clark’s gaze is hard. “I’m going after the big one.”

Kara gasps. “No. You can’t. Not alone.”

“I have to. No one else stands a chance against him.”

Kon. “How are you going to convince him to stop work and come to bed? He never stops work.”

Grimly. “I know. But you have your assignments. Leave Alfred to me.”