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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

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it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit

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A discord server called bar where strangers who drink alone in their room can go to socialize & there's channels such as "bar fighting' & 'smoking a cigarette outside' etc.

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again

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Shelley’s 1971 Vogue photoshoot but it’s Anya

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Alright I’ll bite. Whats the first song on your Spotify wrapped/Apple Music replay made by a band with under 100k monthly listeners.

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The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

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there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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Anya Mouthwashing

In the back of my mind, it's always there.

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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."