hello friends I'm starry (24), I'm a tired college kid, and I write for a lot of zines and big bangs. I've got a Carrd as starryroyalty and I also write on ao3! [icon credit; twinkleoasis!] [header credit: star-plasma!]
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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Anya Mouthwashing
In the back of my mind, it's always there.
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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations
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what a week huh?
#HERE WE GO AGAIN#I reblogged this four years ago and HOW THE FUCKING TIMES HAVE COME BACK TO HAUNT US
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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steam sale:
$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!
The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45
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Never underestimate how emotionally attached you can get to a good pair of boots. A good pair of boots will start feeling like your wife after a while. If you're really normal about it
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you can literally never go wrong with having diners in your story regardless of its genre. like they're false beacons of hope, they're safe havens for the lost and unwanted, they exist as a bridge between worlds, they're haunted by the memories of all the people who have been there before, they're both cozy and eerie, and they're literally always there. every town has a diner. every town knows what those flickering red lights mean. and stories about diners never fail to fuck severely.
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I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it
#haven't done one in a while#fond memories of me myself and I just raw dogging the maze at sunset#highly don't recommend but I did it! yay!
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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
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artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations
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We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks
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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.
I'm going to try it.
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justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo
#I heard about kabru’s fate for the end of the manga and howled#mans is absolutely insane. godspeed my friend.#dungeon meshi
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