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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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maybe your fanfic doesn’t have to change someone’s life maybe it can just brighten someone’s day for a bit

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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nowhere else

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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

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it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit

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A discord server called bar where strangers who drink alone in their room can go to socialize & there's channels such as "bar fighting' & 'smoking a cigarette outside' etc.

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a comic about fix-it fanfics