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the amount of things ford missed in the portal will never not be funny to me. Someone explained Hatsune Miku to that senior citizen
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yuo ever aee a cat stretching reaaallaly big and uou go. I wish i was him
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NEW ZELDA GAME 💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥‼️💥💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️
HIIII MILOOOO ‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥 Im silly >:3 I gots a new video game because it came out on my birthday!! And and andddd it was soooo fun and cute and it only made me cry once >:3 also im back!!! I dispapeared for a bajillion years>:P
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Hey there pal! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ happy to see you back, and happy late birthday to you! What was the video game you chose? :o It sounds like a pretty neat choice there, my friend :3 Have you been doing well, lately? ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡
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shout-out to my ex for giving me the other copy lmaooo
#went from hating eachother to besties in like two days chat i fear we are silly#we are NOT getting back together we were terrible for eachother#good omens
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THISSSS!! i watched salad fingers and south park growing up!! its what i liked!! i thought it was neat!! i didnt care about backyardigans and i still dont!!!
sometimes regression/inner child healing is indulging in the things you enjoyed as a kid, even if they weren't actually child friendly.
i'm a 2000s kid who grew up with the internet, and you know darn well i was NOT supervised! i watched some insane stuff on youtube as a really young kid. and you know what? i go back and watch them sometimes, and it actually does help me regress.
one of my favorite youtube series as a young kid was called "is it a good idea to microwave this?" and it's exactly as it sounds. lots of crude humor, lots of swearing, lots of things exploding in microwaves. but every time i rewatch the series i can't help but feel like i'm 7 again, laughing at these silly guys putting silly things in their microwave.
this is why i get kinda bent outta shape when people say non-kid friendly media doesn't have a place in age regression when it absolutely does. some of us grew up with crude adult humor, and thus it helps us regress when we go back and watch it! and i think that's extremely valid.
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This is what being regressed is like. 2 me
If you're a nsfw blog you don't have my consent to interact 🖕 this is a sfw space and I'm also a minor bodily. Same goes if you have -18 on your dni, for obvious reasons.
I will check.
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update chat i washed him and now hes weirdly clean and fluffy
Shoutout 2 Juan for letting me matt all his feathers with my face grease for 8 yrs and counting u r a real 1
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going 2 start selling pacis so i can buy more dolls
#for my mental.health i need more pixlings 👁️👁️#theres so much packaging unfortunately but like... so cute and im just a baby:(((#magic mixies pixlings#age regression#sfw agere#age regressor#agere blog
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it won't be >:3 school is toooo old!!! they builded it to last a million years and its been a million and a half soooooo >:P buh is okay!! one time the uhhhh the power thing caught alllll the way on fire and they sent us home before noon!! it was real fun cept noone in town had power for a few hours :P
hi Milo!!! m schools wires are burnin again i fink sooo i might get some days off!! :oo iss not scary cos da buildin sooooo old iss all bwicks not gonna burn down :3
Hey there my buddy! I’m glad you might get some days off, that can feel really nice and relaxing. And I’m glad it’s not scary for ya pal, luckily it should be safe after they fix it ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ!
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wishing i was normal rn
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how to make people love and like you long term no glue no borax
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