starlitrachel

[starlitrachel]

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Rachel: Okaaay then. I'll see you soon then.

Brody: Yes! See you soon!

[starlitrachel]

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Rachel: I'm sorry.

Brody: As long as it happens, I don't care.

Rachel: Okaaay then. I'll see you soon then.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: That's fair.

Rachel: I'm sorry.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: It's a private bathroom in a hospital, babe.

Rachel: It's been 3 long and hard months, I don't want to do it it in a bathroom.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: Why not?

Rachel: If I got caught, it would tank my career.

[starlitrachel]

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Rachel: No thank you.

Brody: Okay, tossing that one out.

Rachel: We're not those people anymore.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: We probably have time for a quickie in the bathroom before they discharge me.

Rachel: No thank you.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: How far away are you?

Rachel: Five minutes.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: But with no game plan. Really spice things up.

Rachel: Okay, we can do that.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: Practice for baby number two?

Rachel: Practice.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: Maybe make baby number two?

Rachel: I don't know about that.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: I've got a feeling we're going to slip back into it soon.

Rachel: I hope so.

[starlitrachel]

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Rachel: Silly me.

Brody: We were in a honeymoon phase back then.

Rachel: I miss that phase.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: I don't know! You were the one that did it.

Rachel: Silly me.

[starlitrachel]

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Rachel: Of course.

Brody: You married me.

Rachel: But why?

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: I would never.

Rachel: Of course.

[starlitrachel]

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Brody: I was just complimenting you on being grossed out by tongue play!

Rachel: You could've ignored it