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QUICK JIZZIE ART CAUSE MY INTERNET PARENTS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY PARENTS 🥹🥹 💕

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

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I don't think the fandom talks enough about how traumatizing the mines of Moria must've been for the hobbits.

And I'm not referring to Gandalf's death (this is actually quite discussed), that's "oh no, they've killed grandpa".

I'm talking about the members of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield they've found dead. The hobbits grew up listening to the tales of their adventure and their extraordinary deeds.

That's "fuck they've killed the Avengers".

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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Mrow

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his hate transcended for just a moment so he won't be the only one dying that fight

also my joel and jumbobeans...... something seems about that guy

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Badass times

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what the hell they were so cute

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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

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Moodboard for when you look in a character tag

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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Phil: *trying to guess the song*

Phil: “I don’t know,”

Dan: “Yes you do.”

Dan: *looks at Phil like ‘read my eyes’*

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lessons with the soldier (young natasha and bucky)