starletolivia

[starletolivia]

👀 + if you could take over any kingdom, not just corona or arendelle, which would it be and why?

At the risk of sounding like, super boring... I think I’d still want Corona? It’s the perfect kingdom, it’s got like, all the seasons, but it’s not too rainy like Dunbroch or snowy like Arendelle or dry like Agrabah. It doesn’t have creepy trees and bugs like the jungle or spooky mines and gross dwarves like Charmington, it doesn’t have like, a squirrel problem like Auroria, and Auradon City is too crowded... If I had to pick a backup it would maybe be Camelot with all the like, super fine brave knights, but I’m super happy to just stay right where I am. I love Corona like, more than anywhere else ever, I hate that we only spend half the year there.

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👀 + if you had to pick a superhuman power to have, which would it be?

I’d want to be super stretchy, like Mrs. Incredible! Can you imagine how much better my dancing would get if I was that flexible?

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fairygodmariah:

As if your parents could stay away from each other, even if they were divorced and secretly half-siblings. They’re, like, harder to separate than those finger-trap thingys. I thought global warming was supposed to be a bad thing? But?? Warmer weather is better, sorry science!

Your mom is crazy cool! Mine is just crazy….and then sometimes cool, but I’m not complaining. In public. Eugene is your brother, brothers and sisters have to be close even if they have nothing in common, but like neighbors don’t have to be! I can’t imagine what the Charmingtons and the Darling-Pans have in common, like, at all, it’s so weird! Boo! I’m not allowed to be the spare, I reject this theory!

People don’t usually, but they could still come out the other way! And besides, it aren’t like there are that many gay guys out there (off the top of my head I can think of like one dwarf kid and Erica’s brother Eddie maybe, neither of whom are cute enough for Sherbert), they’re a non-renewable resource and the lack of options might change his mind!! And ugh, yeah, okay, Heath and Adam are dreamy but they’re too much older than us, they’ll never pay attention to us! And Phillip’s taken, Hurricane’s adorable but a baby, and Christian is Sherbert’s cousin! If I ever did things with him, it would blow my chances right in the foot!

I like, can’t decide if that’s romantic or creepy? They’ve been together so long though, I feel like it must be romantic. And I do sort of like both of them, even if I’m mom’s favorite and Darcy’s like, totally dad’s. Right? I mean, sorry some people can’t take the heat, but like... just stay inside in the air conditioner if you’re going to be such a wimp about it. 

Oh, obvi not; I mean, she’s got fairy godmother genes, everyone knows she could take out her wand and blast you into thinking you wanted to be a cheerleader if she wanted so like, kudos to her for letting you follow your dreams. Um, so not true; when you’re commoners like Queen Emily was, you need your neighbors to like you because your houses are so close together that they might make noise and ruin your beauty sleep, or like, you might have to leave them a key to water your plants because you have no servants to do it for you when you’re out of town! Sorry, I don’t make the rules; I guess you just have to take auditions seriously instead of like, running around being a pretend Indian.

Um, except Sherbert’s not that cute? Don’t let his ice-cream name fool you, all the Darling-Pans are sort of uggo if you really pay attention, even Cupcake. Plus like, I bet he could just use his Lost Boy Leader Powers to order them to all have an orgy if he gets desperate, he’s not going to change his mind and want the V, Mariah, get over it! Um, Adam is like dating a girl our age, so obvi we’re not too much younger. Philcake is like so on the brink of death, why does nobody see it but me? He’ll be so available before he leaves for college, just wait. The baby thing is def a turnoff, but Christian’s like... cute. And totally sappy, I’d probs even date him, honestly, he’d buy me flowers like all the time. Def the superior Darling.

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eugenethecooltwin:

If someone murders you and Kris, I’m gonna be in jail the rest of my life for murdering your murderer and it’ll be fine, because we still have Eli and Darcy who can split up Corondelle however they want. But damn, I hope that doesn’t happen; Mom and Dad couldn’t handle a double-funeral, I bet, and I would drown in the hugs. But yeah, tangent aside, I’m never going to need responsibility so it don’t matter. A dance boy? You’re going to send a dance boy at Janelle? Fine, whatever, that’s cool, she should date a gay guy or two or whatever, they say girls just look for dudes like their dads so, whatever, that makes sense. Newsflash, Olive, when girls look like Cupcake? Dudes are willing to maintain them. ….Could I sleep with Reese and Mariah? Like, at once and together? Is that a loophole?

Maybe King Will would let you off with like, a royal pardon for self-defense or deserved revenge or something, I doubt Janelle would let you go to jail. At least not without her in the cell next to you, yick. Well, hopefully we’d be murdered far enough apart -- I don’t want to share my funeral, that’s not fair, I don’t want to be overshadowed by Kristina even in death. Why do you always assume that dance guys are gay? They’re super flexible and super hot, and they get to touch us in like, way sensual ways when we’re doing partner moves; being a dance boy is a brilliant strategy, it’s like guy cheerleaders. I mean, maybe he’s not Janelle’s type since he like, showers and stuff, but I bet he could climb a tree and like, show her some really great moves if she was into it! Uh huh, sure, whatever you say. I’m still waiting for #Philcake to break up when he realizes she’s so not worth it. Ew, no. Mariah would get super clingy and you’d probably leave the threesome being into Reese who’d be way not interested, I smell too much drama. And then I’d always be worried about where they were going during sleepovers so let’s just like, keep your penis in your pants when my friends are around, ‘kay?

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👀 + who do you predict all your siblings will end up married to?

I hope you know I’m like, kind of psychic about these kinds of things. 

Kristina: Um, her crown? Or maybe Benji, he’s like, the only person she seems to really like most of the time. That has to count for something! Although if she wants to marry Prince Adam and like, leave me first dibs on a kingdom, that’s cool too.

Elias: Ivy? Like, same as above; they’re the unpopular siblings, it makes sense they’d get with their besties.

Eugene: Nobody. He loves to tell people he can’t be tamed which is like, his fancy way of saying he’s a perma-bachelor. But if he breaks people’s hearts and makes them wanna like, get revenge -- I’m not related to him, I swear.

Darcy: It’s way, way too early to tell, she’s like, super little. But it would be kind of funny if she got married to Janelle someday when they were like, way older, they’re kind of kindred spirits -- not that that’s a compliment.

This is great and all, but I mean, can we talk about my favorite Corondelle sibling some more? You know, me?

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👀 + what's your favorite kind of dance? is it also the one you're best at or is that a different kind?

At the risk of sounding totally cliche... Ballet. I never feel more beautiful than when I’m doing ballet, even if I’m not necessarily the best at it or if some other people think it’s boring. It’s like, where most people start, and without it I wouldn’t be an amazeballs dancer today -- so thank you, ballet! I may be way better at tap and jazz, but you helped Dancer!Olivia be born and I’m totes grateful.

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👀 + who would absolutely make you flip your shit in a bad way if they ever married into your family?

Um, probs a cheerleader? They’re so rude to dancers even though we’re way more talented than them. And as head cheerleader, Cupcake Darling-Pan is officially like, the worst of them all, so @eugenethecooltwin... I really hope this is a ‘look but don’t you touch’ phase you’ve got going on, because gross!

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👀 + why are you only just now trying theater???

Because I’ve been super busy with dancing, duh! I mean, through like sixth grade and stuff they always had everyone be in school Thanksgiving plays and stuff, but in middle school they like, so wanted us to just pick one thing. I’m sick of picking just one thing, though. Last year the theater kids totes did not make the musical as awesome as they should have, because they couldn’t dance like, at all. Why not be a triple threat and like, improve everyone’s viewing experience? If it helps me get into a super awesome arts program in college, that’s even better, but for now it just seems way fun, and we aren’t rehearsing for any big recitals right now so why not?

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👀 + what qualities make a boy perfect for you??

Well, obvi he has to be super handsome, since he’s going to be wearing a Corona crown like, forever and ever. And of course he should be way talented, I would hate to have someone resent me for being such a good dancer because they’re not good at like, anything. He should also be kind of like my dad, though; like, maybe not as weird, but super devoted to me and super caring and a good husband and eventual father and stuff. Someone who loves me and is super not afraid of my moods and like, isn’t scared off by a little drama is a must. Oh, and he’s got to be nice to Mariah and Reese. And Kristina and Eugene and maybe Elias and deffo Darcy. And my mom has to like him. Totally not hard, right?

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👀 + who do you think is the perfect match for mariah? for reese?

Wow, this is totes nod a question I’m prepared to answer. I mean, I know that Mariah should find someone who’s like, super nice and also super not gay? But like, I don’t know who that could be, except maybe Heath. I mean, being all related would be super fun, right, guys? So if Mariah’s marrying Heath and like, doesn’t have a brother for me to marry... I guess Reese has got to marry Elias. Or Kristina -- I totes support the gay if it’s for my big sis! Or always, you can so be gay if you want to, King Will made that our right as Auradonians.

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👀 + would you rather repeat your parents love story OR write your own at the expense of all your other siblings never meeting their soulmates?

I mean... mom and dad aren’t like, the worst love story of all time or anything. Their story is cute, even if it’s like, totally not dramatic enough. Still, I think I’m going to have to follow their path because I’m not heartless... and because I kind of think some of my siblings have already found their soulmates, it would be cruel to just, rip them away and stuff.

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👀 + what's something about each one of your siblings that you envy?

Kristina is the oldest, so she’ll always have the most opportunity. Not to  mention that she’s so effortlessly beautiful and she doesn’t even know it.

Eugene is so confident in himself; I’m jealous that he never doubts where he fits into things or how people will perceive him.

Elias is the smartest. I know that I do well in school, too, but he seems to really love learning, and he’s good at it.

Darcy is dad’s favorite, and we all know it. She’s the littlest, too, so she can get away with like, anything.

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eugenethecooltwin:

If I ever have to. I hope it doesn’t happen till I’m super old, yeah, but not because I want a wife for that, gross! I could always hire, like, a nurse for that, and people don’t get old enough for diapers until they’re like 90 or something, right? There are totally people that have a diaper fetish, though, did you know? You see weeeeeird things online, save your innonce and don’t go looking. Janelle isn’t my girlfriend, shut up! She never has been! And please, your friends are cute, but nowhere near as hot as Cupcake and her gang. I wouldn’t kick Reese or even Mariah out of bed but they’re so not first choice.

You have to. You’re a prince, someone could murder me and Kristina before we have babies and then you’re the next in line, Beast, take some responsibility! People can be old enough for diapers whenever their like intestines or whatever part of the body that holds stuff in gives out. Okay, sure, if you say so. I’ll put out the memo that she’s like, fair game then, one of the dance boys was asking about her. Cupcake is way high maintenance, why can’t you just be grateful that Phillip took a bullet for boys everywhere by dating her? Ugh, as if I’d let you ever sleep with Reese or Mariah now, you don’t appreciate them enough no matter how cool it would be to have them as sisters.

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fairygodmariah:

Oh my Beast, that’s such a horrible rumor! But I mean, that wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, would it? If they were? At least they wouldn’t have known and it would just be a weird weird accident! Honestly, if I were you, I’d rather live in any other kingdom than Arendelle. It’s so cold and so so far!

The day of the dancer is coming, you’ll see! Soon everyone will see how much better we are, especially if you, me, and Reese are leading the movement! But my mom is going to be the laaast one to accept it, she’s still totes a cheerleader at heart. Your Aunt Emily having the tea on the Darling-Pans is so so weird, the King and Queen of Charmington and Mr. and Mrs. Darling Pan couldn’t be, like, more different. So if I don’t get a part, that’s like, totes fate saying I should consider Lost Girlness?

That’s so cute! I wish my mom talked about the past more, all I get is random stories about Uncle Mason dating Queen Cassie once upon a time. Okay, well, still! Queen Cassie’s wife has totes said she’s a proud bisexual, like, it totally exists even if it didn’t for our King! It could exist for Sherbert! Name, like, one cuter guy than him, I dare you.

Um, except they’re like still married now and the whole kingdom would expect them to get divorced and my life would be in shambles! At least I’d get to go back to Corona with mom because duh, but still! Right? I’m a princess, not a snow bunny; can global warming like hurry up and melt the whole place already?

Ugh, doesn’t your mom get that it’s not what’s in her heart that matters? Mine’s like, tres supportive of the fact that I like dancing more than reading, everyone should be like her. I guess it’s just because they grew up together or something, like how I’m totally stuck with Eugene because we were born in the same castle? Um, no. If you don’t get a part that’s fate telling you that our trio’s down to two, and the spare is you.

Okay, but that was super different! Queen Amelia like, wanted to bang everything that moved. Sherbert’s super vocal about being all about the boys, and people usually don’t like, come out in the opposite direction. He could have said he was maybe into girls too but he didn’t, he just said he liked boys. Um, Heath, Adam, Phillip, Christian, Hurricane. There, that’s five.

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fairygodmariah:

Hey, no complaints from me, I would totes understand any of you trying to get at Phillip, but I’m just saying people get weird about that sort of thing - as if most of you royals weren’t weirdly mixed anyway, seriously, it’s like everyone is everyone else’s cousin. Oh, nice! Thank Beast, I love you, but I would haul myself to Arendelle like a billion percent less often than I would to Corona.

I love Mom but her opinions on everything cheer-related always ends up with her asking me why I’m not on the squad and I’m not down for having that conversation again, oops. They’re not that kind of gang, not really! I mean, Lost Boys can totes make people disappear, but they’re more about adventure and pranks and the great outdoors, it’s so so cute! I told him I’d think about it, anyway. You’re like one of Hitchcock’s beauties, and any director who can’t see that is mondo crazy sauce that you don’t want to work with anyway.

I’m not saying he doesn’t like boys! Sherbert can totally like all the boys he wants, but people do like both, you know! Like, even King Will was totes gonna marry Queen Emma. All I need is for Sherbert to like one girl, once. As long as it’s me, I mean, and why wouldn’t it be? He’ll come around…eventually.

Isn’t it, though? Apparently one time the king consort even tried to start a rumor that my parents were secret siblings because my grandparents were so close they may have swapped bedtime buddies! Ew to the extreme, I’m so g ad that turned out to be untrue. If I was going to get stuck with Arendelle, I miiiiight move to my princely husband’s kingdom instead, tbh.

Ugh, lame. Don’t she know that dancers are more talented and all the rage these days anyway? She’ll get the memo eventually, boo, but until then I guess we can ask my weird Aunt Emily instead, if you really want to know. She’s like biffles with the Darling-Pans, I don’t get it. Well, you should stop those wheels from turning, you won’t have time for a gang when we get parts in the musical, anyway. 

That marriage was totes a sham, our parents all make fun of it at Game Night a lot and make it so boring and dated when they talk about the past. King Will never liked her, he just tried to make himself -- like, praying the gay away, kind of! You don’t want to be sitting around waiting for Sherbert to pray his gay away, you can sooo do better.