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Steve was supposed to be Santa for the Stark Industries families Christmas party. He volunteered, does every year, and honestly, it just makes sense for Captain fucking America to be Santa.

This year, however, shit happened and Steve got called off on a mission last minute. Bucky, ever the Saint (in Steve’s and… no one else’s opinion. Maybe one other persons opinion) said he’d fill in. Their measurements are roughly close enough for him to fit the suit.

Tony wasn’t thrilled about the development, but, well, he was in a bind and Bucky was wiling and able and he had it on good authority from Sam that the centennial was, shockingly, really good with kids, actually.

Of corse, because Bucky’s life is a fucking joke, Peter had volunteered to be Steve’s elf like he did the last few years, too. His naturally delightful disposition and lean, short, stature just made it make sense. And Peter was just a sweetheart like that.

Of corse, for Bucky this was an incredibly amusing turn of events.

“Oh my god. You look ridiculous. You’re my elf?”

“I’m Steve’s elf. And you’re one to talk.”

Peter tried not to snicker at Bucky’s appearance.

“What, this isn’t doing it for you?”.

Fake white beard, coke bottle glasses, fat red suit. “I’ve never been more turned on in my life” he deadpanned.

“And here I said we’d never try role play”.

“Bucky!” Peter hissed.

“Okay doll, okay, I’ll be good, I’ll be good.”

“Good. Dont want to get yourself on your own naughty list this close to Christmas, do you?”

“Peter. we are both Jewish.” Bucky chuckled.

“Okay. Let me rephrase. You don’t want to be on my naughty list.”

“Well, that depends on what my punishment will be” Bucky purred.

“Okay you are without question the world’s horniest Santa. Let’s go. We’re gonna be late.”

“You’ve got it doll”.

Later that night, no one is surprised by the photo Clint sends the group chat of one Santa kissing one of his elves with a beer bottle in his hand.

Couldn’t have changed first? How the fuck am I explaining this to my kids?

This is like the fucked up gay version of i saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Sam teased

why were your kids still at the party at 2 am? Came buckys quick response.

Fair enough. Dare I ask why you’re still up at 4 am if you and Peter left at 3?

‘🤐’ was Peter’s answer before taking Bucky’s phone out of hand, and demanding he come back to bed.

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Tony: *petting a horse as they get ready for a charity horse race hosted by the Avengers*

Peter: I'd ride that.

Ned: I thought you didn't want to ride a horse, that's why you wanted to be on commentary instead?

Peter: I wasn't talking about the horse, Ned.

Horse:

Ned:

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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For @starkerfestivals Flufftober prompt Vampires💜🦇🖤

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Tony and Peter decorating their home for Halloween

Decorating for @starkerfestivals Flufftober

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When the superior starts coughing up red petals in the same colour as the suit of the hero Spider-Man he realizes his admiration for the young man has morphed into something more. And that apparently extremis didn't remove all his emotions like he thought.

What he didn't know was across the city in a small apartment in queens a distressed Peter Parker had a tissue full of blood stained electric blue flowers and a dawning comprehension that his harmless flirting might not be so harmless

Hanahaki disease for @starkerfestivals Whumptober

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Tony isn't a fan of this idea...

For @starkerfestivals Flufftober: Photo Booth

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"Gangbang" prompt from @starker-battleship :) full image on Baraag (you dont need an account)

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Welcome to Marvelous Yahtzee! An all-inclusive Marvel event inspired by the classic dice-rolling game! Roll the Dice and see what they have in store!

General Info:

Inspired by Yahtzee, every participant will receive a blank score sheet with their username.[Sign-Up Here] Roll the dice using [this] online dice roller (or your own IRL dice!) and pick your prompts from the provided lists based on the die you rolled.

Dates:

Sign Up's Open- June 24th

Start Date- July 1st

End Date- December 31st

Rules:

You can roll the dice three times per "turn" to get the desired dice you want for the line you are attempting to fill. (ie. Rolling three times for a Full House or a Yahtzee!)

Using the prompt lists, fill in the scorecard line that you would like to use that dice roll on.

You can mix SFW and NSFW prompts, and you may use any prompt up to four times.

Create one fill using all of the prompts chosen for that scorecard line. (It's up to you whether this is a one-shot, a chaptered fic, a new chapter of a current WIP or a mood board! So long as all the words are contained in a single new creation.)

Share with us! Use #MarvelousYahtzee24 or @ us here. You can also add to the AO3 Collection MarvelousYahtzee24.

Types of Rolls:

Single Numbers: Roll one to five (1-5) dice of that number

Three of a Kind: Roll three (3) dice of the same number

Four of a Kind: Roll four (4) dice of the same number

Full House: Roll two (2) dice of any number and three (3) dice of another.

Small Straight: Roll four (4) dice in sequential order (ie. 1234)

Large Straight: Roll five (5) dice in sequential order (ie. 12345)

Yahtzee!: Roll five (5) of the same number

FAQs:

This event is for any and all Marvel ships! (Including characters that may have been or currently are underage in the MCU)

Dice rolls are on an honor system! The fun of the game is in rolling the dice. We trust that you're following the rules behind the screen!

If you find yourself stuck on your last one or two scorecard lines, feel free to try again until you get it! We don't want anyone to have an empty scorecard line. We do encourage you to go as far as you can without re-rolling for a specific line first, though!

We welcome SFW and NSFW fills; please be sure to tag accordingly!

No minimum word count!

Be kind! There are a multitude of ships and preferences in the Marvel-verse, and we ask that you treat everyone's creations with respect. If you don't like a ship, move on!

Feel free to play again! Once you fill out a scorecard, start another! You never know what you'll roll in the second game!

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please ask or message our mods @papermacherainbow and @starksvinyls

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Starker Festival’s Summer Bingo 2024 Sign-Up

Hey guys! It’s that time of the year again. We are extremely excited to announce the 2024 Starkerfestivals Summer Bingo Event!

Here is a link to the sign-up. 

Dates

Sign Up Form opens - June 14

Cards for initial sign up sent out - June 24

Official Posting Date: July 1

(Note: Sign ups after June 24 will be given as soon as they're made. Also, sign ups for a bingo card will remain open until Sept)

As always, we are here to answer any questions you may have about this event. Further information is below the cut. <3

General Info

The Starkerfestivals 2024 Summer Bingo will begin Monday, July 1st, 2024, and run until September 30th, 2024. Each participant will receive a personalized card with a 5x5 bingo of prompts.

Sign Up Form

You can sign up at any point before September 30th, but the event will start July 1st. If you complete the first bingo and want another, please feel free to sign up using the same link. If we do not get back to you with your new card within 24 hours, please send an ask or DM one of the mods.

Note: There are options to apply for NFF, FF, or a mixture of both. If you are under 18, we will only create FF cards for you. If you are 18+, feel free to choose which board you want.

Other Sign Up Info

We will start rolling cards out on June 24. The official posting date is July 1st but early signups can ask for any prompt swaps so their card is ready for the official start date 🎉

As mentioned previously, signups will remain open during the entirety of the event. After June 24th, cards will be made and then sent as soon as they're created. Prompt swap requests are also available during the entirety of the event. (These are prompts that you rather change out for something else- DM any mod for these requests).

After July 1st, please give us mods 24 hours to get your card to you, but if it has been over that, feel free to DM one of us or send in an ask.

Rules

You can only have one card active at any time. You may ask for another card after you have won your old one. As for a new card, you should receive it within 24 hours.

As a participant, fulfilling prompts can be done at your leisure. We want everyone to have fun, so whether you fulfill 1 or do the entire card, it's up to you! There is no obligation to "win" bingo, but for those who want to go for it:

To "win," you will need to get five in a row via horizontal, vertical, or diagonal means. You can also win by getting the free space and all four corners. Finally, you can get a blackout by completing every square on the board. Visual examples:

Free space is free prompt choice. You can write or draw anything you like as a fill. Just please make sure it follows the rest of our rules as they apply.

We are not applying minimum requirements for the content created.

The only rule is that it is one prompt per fill. The exception would be multi-chapter fics (ex: the prompt "falling in love" can be claimed for chapter 1 and then a 2nd prompt, first kiss, can be claimed for chapter 2.)

You must tag everything appropriately, meaning make sure to tag every trigger/content warning correctly. If you're unsure whether or not something needs to be tagged, it’s always better to be safe than be sorry. 

To have us reblog it, you can tag your work as #SFSummerBingo24 or @ us here. We should get to it within 24 hours; if we haven’t, please feel free to DM one of us or send us an ask here. We won’t mind! <3

Collection for AO3 is also SFSummerBingo24

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us in our ask box here, or DM one of the mods. @graceful-starker​ @the-mad-starker​ @starkersparks or @papermacherainbow

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i will give you a crisp 500 monopoly dollars if you give me more grandpa tony/grandson peter

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Pixel Pirate Tony + MerPeter

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mermay tank/aquarium prompt @starkerfestivals

Tony makes sure to say hello to the cute little merman in a tank at Stark Industries every day before work.

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i have fleshed out the lore a little more:

Tony's (late) older sister was Peter's mom.

Tony has a daughter, Morgan, who's mother has also passed.

Peter is well loved by the people, but doesn't have the heart for the harsher decisions a king would have to make. Whereas Tony is a skilled leader, and can make tough decisions, but doesn't have the patience or the love of the people Peter does.

Tony talks with Peter about it. Says if he rules, instead of Peter, it would be announcing to the kingdom he doesn't belive in a woman's place as heir. So when morgan's time comes…. it wouldn't go well. So Peter could rule! But he'd have to make cruel decisions, to try and paint himself as a strong king, not a soft-hearted boy.

or… they could marry? 👀 if they are kings together no one needs to prove themselves, no one needs to question morgan's place as a future queen? and sure, theyd have to… live as a married couple 👀 share a bedroom 👀 kiss in front of everyone 👀 but thats a sacrifice tony is willing to make, peter!!

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art is hard and i taking a nap

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Tony knows what his kid wants to hear. 😚👉🏻👈🏻

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hiiii starklyyyy~ omg, i love your art sm and i cant wait to see more of them on my dash!!! hope you are having a great day!!! 🩷🎀

eee thank you!! ♥♥♥