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y’all are focused on how much the wedding is going to suck while i’m just trying to figure out how many tentacles uma has 

like if it’s eight is it because they forgot or is it because she also has legs? 

i’m so confused

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Ben: What brings people together? 

Any VK: Rope.

Ben: No... food!

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somebody’s been watching dylan fuhifahsdujds

Prince Ben cannot dance. He just moves his knees

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yeah, some of them are even just shortened versions of their parents' names. mal is a nickname, her name is actually maleficent

My fucking dumbass just realized something.

Uma, Harry, Gil, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Audrey, and Chad have the same initial as their parents. Well, I doubt the Evil Queen's name is Evil Queen but still.

I never fucking realized this before

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this will never be a maleficent bertha friendly account

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okay but lex and ethan as the ending scene of juno

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me, at 1am: ah, yes, what a lovely hour to being working out

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alright BUT,,, the monsters and men bit and the end UGJIFJDSFOIDSKA like the TRANSITION FROM HIS MIX INTO HIS CHEST VOICE IS VERY SMOOTH. I HAD TO PAUSE IT THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT.

Jeff, writing a new song: And who will be taking the high note

Jeff: Ah yes, me

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No, there is a reason. Two at least. 

First, I present:

And Exhibit B: The AVPM Turns 10 Livestream when people were telling Robert he sounded like Kermit.

THOSE ARE THE RECEIPTS I TAKE NO CRITICISM. 

Remaking TGWDLM with Muppets, this is my pitch

Paul and Emma remain human

Bill is Fozzie Bear

Charlotte is Miss Piggy

Ted is Gonzo

Alice is Janice

Hidgens is Kermit (no real reason for this one it just feels right somehow)

General McNamara is Sam The Eagle

Mr Davidson is The Swedish Chef

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Hdgens: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Ethan: This plan seems complicated.

Lex: To be fair, you once said that about oranges.

Ethan: They don’t make any sense! apples you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t?!

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Ted: This time I’m taking the cock OUT OF the cocktail.

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Lex: I’m right, you’re wrong, shut up.

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No One:

Tom: ...Because of the war.

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Ethan: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.

Lex: STOP

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Lex: *accidentally hits someone; in the face*

Lex: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”

Lex: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

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Lex: You read my diary?!

Ethan: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.