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I really need more cuddles and less bullshit.

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I made it back to tumblr.

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Happy birthday to me.

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Reblog if you want a random anon message in your inbox

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This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

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Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

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I want some “you mean the world to me” sex.

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Pokemon Go Teams Be Like

Team Mystic: im gay

Team Instinct: hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens

Team Valor: [muffled sound of 'Gasolina' playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE

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Sometimes at the end of the day all someone wants is to feel wanted, physically and emotionally. One should never let their other half go to sleep feeling unwanted.

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Michelle Wolf discusses the end of New York’s controversial tax on tampons and the taboo surrounding periods and the word “vagina.”

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Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs

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This is better than Meghan Trainor’s NO

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We did the comic con thing today.

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Harry Potter text posts